Sometimes what is needed to find new motivation or energy is not deep wisdom or a pep talk.

Instead, what works best on some days is simply to take a laugh break and focus on having fun for a few minutes to release stress,  lighten up and not take things too seriously.

And in today’s post I want to help you with that by sharing 160 of the most positive, stress reducing and funny inspirational quotes.

I hope you’ll find a bunch of laughs, a more relaxed perspective and a jolt of positivity here.

Funny Inspirational Quotes on Life That’ll Make You Laugh

“Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.”
– Will Rogers

“You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that you have to live each day like it’s your last. Bullshit. Life is long. You’re probably not gonna get hit by a bus. And you’re gonna have to live with the choices you make for the next fifty years.”
– Chris Rock

“Life begins at 40 – but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.”
– Helen Rowland

“I may be a living legend, but that sure don’t help when I’ve got to change a flat tire.”
– Roy Orbison

“The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.”
– Bill Watterson

“A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future.”
– Denis Waitley

“As you get older, three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.”
– Sir Norman Wisdom

“I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade, and try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.”
– Ron White

“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.”
– Zig Ziglar

“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.”
– Abraham Lincoln

“A woman is like a tea bag – you can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.”
– Eleanor Roosevelt

“I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.”
– Mark Twain

“You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself.”
– Ethel Barrymore

“Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away.”
– Benjamin Franklin

“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”
– Albert Einstein

“When I hear somebody sigh, ‘Life is hard,’ I am always tempted to ask, ‘Compared to what?’”
– Sydney J. Harris

“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”
– Dalai Lama

“Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it.”
– Cullen Hightower

“Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body.”
– George Carlin

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
– Jack Handey

“Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring? I said: ‘How to Build a Boat.’”
– Steven Wright

“Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.”
– Francois de La Rochefoucauld

“Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers.”
– Socrates

“The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.”
– Tom Clancy

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin

“A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.”
– Winston Churchill

“Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.”
– Mark Twain

“Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.”
– Tom Lehrer

“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”
– Elbert Hubbard

“Life is tough, darling. Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything, otherwise, we’re going down the tube.”
– Joan Rivers

Funny Motivational Quotes for Work and Success

“When you are asked if you can do a job, tell ’em, ‘Certainly I can!’ Then get busy and find out how to do it.”
– Theodore Roosevelt

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.”
– Drew Carey

“Some people see things that are and ask, ‘Why?’ Some people dream of things that never were and ask, ‘Why not?’ Some people have to go to work and don’t have time for all that.”
– George Carlin

“Whatever you do, always give 100% – unless you’re donating blood.”
– Bill Murray

“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.”
– Joe Girard

“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.”
– Thomas A. Edison

“Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.”
– Albert Einstein

“If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.”
– W. C. Fields

“The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.”
– Scott Adams

“Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life… because that field probably isn’t hiring.”
– Dorothy Parker

“By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.”
– Robert Frost

“I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.”
– Jerome K. Jerome

“Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don’t turn up at all.”
– Sam Levenson

“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.”
– George Carlin

“The reward for work well done is more work.”
– Jim Butcher

“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
– Douglas Adams

“I cannot afford to waste my time making money.”
– Louis Agassiz

“It takes less time to do a thing right than it does to explain why you did it wrong.”
– Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

“The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.”
– Sarah Brown

“I like to work in the morning. I just don’t like to be awake while I’m doing it.”
– Nora Ephron

“Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.”
– Dwight D. Eisenhower

“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?”
– Edgar Bergen

“The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.”
– Vidal Sassoon

“Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.”
– George Burns

“Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.”
– Paula Poundstone

“Confidence is 10% hard work and 90% delusion.”
– Tina Fey

“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.”
– Robert Orben

“No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early.”
– Groucho Marx

Short and Funny Inspirational Quotes

“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”
– George Burns

“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.”
– Mark Twain

“If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.”
– Katharine Hepburn

“Be happy, it drives people crazy.”
– Paulo Coelho

“I’d like to live as a poor man with lots of money.”
– Pablo Picasso

“Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.”
– Josh Billings

“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
– Charles M. Schulz

“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”
– Erma Bombeck

“I intend to live forever. So far, so good.”
– Steven Wright

“A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.”
– Groucho Marx

“It could be that your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.”
– Ashleigh Brilliant

“Always forgive your enemies – nothing annoys them so much.”
– Oscar Wilde

“Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.”
– James A. Garfield

“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”
– Jim Carrey

“If any of you cry at my funeral, I’ll never speak to you again.”
– Stan Laurel

“Don’t be so humble – you are not that great.”
– Golda Meir

“If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.”
– George Burns

“Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.”
– Anthony Burgess

“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?”
– Robin Williams

“If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you.”
– Billy Wilder

“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.”
– Phyllis Diller

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
– Oscar Wilde

“If you can’t convince them, confuse them.”
– Harry S. Truman

“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
– Truman Capote

“The most effective way to do it is to do it.”
– Amelia Earhart

“Bad decisions make good stories.”
– Ellis Vidler

“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?”
– Steven Wright

Funny Inspirational Quotes for Your Morning

“There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.”
– Kristen Chandler

“I love the early hours of the day. It’s a nice place to visit, but I wouldn’t want to live there.”
– James Lileks

“Thank you, 2:30 in the morning, for always being the first sign that tomorrow’s gonna suck.”
– Jimmy Fallon

“Mornings are almost clean slates. I say almost because the residue of yesterday’s is sometimes stuck on them.”
– Medeia Sharif

“Be the person your coffee thinks you are.”
– Liz Vassey

“Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.”
– Tony Smite

“Morning will come, it has no choice.”
– Marty Rubin

“The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.”
– Robert Frost

“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.”
– Glen Cook

“The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.”
– Dorothy Parker

“I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world.”
– E. B. White

“The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.”
– Jean Kerr

“Lose an hour in the morning, and you will spend all day looking for it.”
– Richard Whately

“Keep the dream alive: hit the snooze button.”
– Punit Ghadge

“No alarm clock needed, surely my passion will wake me up.”
– Sandra Shea

“Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.”
– Dale Carnegie

“Good morning is a contradiction of terms.”
– Jim Davis

Funny and Inspirational Sayings on Love and Friendship

“There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.”
– Sylvia Plath

“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
– Arnold H. Glasgow

“A true friend is someone who thinks you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
– Bernard Meltzer

“It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.”
– Will Ferrell

“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
– Greg Tamblyn

“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.”
– Linda Grayson

“Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can’t do it in one push; you got to rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over.”
– Jerry Seinfeld

“When I eventually met Mr. Right, I had no idea that his first name was Always.”
– Rita Rudner

“There are few things in life harder to find and more important to keep than love. Well, love and a birth certificate.”
– Barack Obama

“Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.”
– Richard Jeni

“When you’re in love, it’s the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life.”
– Richard Lewis

“You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.”
– Henry Youngman

“If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?”
– Lily Tomlin

“Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.”
– Mae West

“I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
– Rita Rudner

“Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby – awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.”
– Lemony Snicket

“Marriage: a friendship recognized by the police.”
– Robert Louis Stevenson

“Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.”
– Jules Renard

“By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you will be happy. If you get a bad one, you will be a philosopher.”
– Socrates

“Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.”
– Carroll Bryant

“True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.”
– Erich Segal

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”
– Charles M. Schulz

“Remember that creating a successful marriage is like farming: you have to start over again every morning.”
– H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

“Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.”
– Erma Bombeck

“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
– Oprah Winfrey

“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What? You too? I thought I was the only one!’”
– C. S. Lewis

“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun.’”
– Groucho Marx

Inspirational and Hilarious Quotes from Movies and TV

“If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.”
– Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

“Life is short. Drive fast and leave a sexy corpse. That’s one of my mottos.”
– Stanley Hudson (from the TV-show The Office)

“What am I scared of? I’m scared of the same thing that you are: everything.”
– George Costanza (from the TV-show Seinfeld)

“We need to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn’t matter, but work is third.”
– Leslie Knope (from the TV-show Parks and Recreation)

“I learned a long time ago that worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do but it doesn’t get you anywhere.”
– National Lampoon’s Van Wilder

“The suspense is terrible. I hope it’ll last.”
– Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

“If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.”
– Dodgeball

“A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it’s the only weapon we have.”
– Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

“I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.”
– Sex and the City

“My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.”
– Forrest Gump

“Just keep swimming.”
– Finding Nemo

“Well, nobody’s perfect.”
– Some Like It Hot

“A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.”
– Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

“You want to get out of the hole? First you’re going to have to put down the shovel.”
– Incredibles 2

“Your soul is like your appendix — I don’t even use it!”
– Michael Kelso (from the TV-show That ’70s Show)

“I’m a bit of a sucker for second chances. They’re my first favorite kind of chance.”
– Jessica Day (from the TV-show New Girl)

“Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody’s gonna die. Come watch TV.”
– Morty (from the TV-show Rick and Morty)

“Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I’ll find it along the way.”
– Michael Scott (from the TV-show The Office)

“I’m not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
– Chandler Bing (from the TV-show Friends)

“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”
– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

“Why, sometimes I’ve believed six impossible things before breakfast.”
– Alice in Wonderland

“To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.”
– Homer Simpson (from the TV-show The Simpsons)

“I don’t make the rules, ma’am. I just think them up and write them down.”
– Eric Cartman (from the TV-show South Park)

“Fate is just what you call it when you don’t know the name of the person screwing you over.”
– Lois, Malcolm in the Middle

“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I read that one on a can of lemonade. I like to think it applies to life.”
– Andy Dwyer (from the TV-show Parks and Recreation)

“I love a good nap. Sometimes it’s the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning.”
– George Costanza (from the TV-show Seinfeld)

“Today is a good day to try.”
– The Hunchback of Notre Dame

“Here’s some advice I wish I woulda got when I was your age: live every week like it’s Shark Week.”
– Tracy Jordan (from the TV-show 30 Rock)

“If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.”
– Jerry Seinfeld (from the TV-show Seinfeld)

“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.”
– Homer Simpson (from the TV-show The Simpsons)

Want more laughs and positive energy? Then have a look at these sarcastic quotes about life, the hilarious quotes about work here and also this one with funny quotes about getting old.

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Tuesday is an odd day. Just before hump day and still far away from the promise of Friday.

It’s a day when it’s easy to feel stuck or tired, especially if Monday was a bit draining.

So to help you out I thought I’d share 100 of the most positive, stress relieving and funny Tuesday quotes.

I hope you’ll find something here that makes it a bit easier to get out of bed, to brighten your work day and to help you to keep moving towards the weekend.

Funny Tuesday Quotes for Work and Less Stress

“Tuesday isn’t so bad. It’s a sign that I’ve somehow survived Monday.”
– Unknown

“Thinking about happy times on a Tuesday is like going to the beach when there is no Sun.”
– Alain Bremond-Torrent

“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.”
– Bill Gates

“No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early.”
– Groucho Marx

“It’s a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can’t eat for eight hours; he can’t drink for eight hours; he can’t make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work.”
– William Faulkner

“If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.”
– John Gotti

“The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.”
– Robert Frost

“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.”
– George Carlin

“If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.’”
– Dave Barry

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.”
– Drew Carey

“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?”
– Edgar Bergen

“I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.”
– Jerome K. Jerome

“If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.”
– Claude McDonald

“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”
– Charles Lamb

“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime is doubly so.”
– Douglas Adams

“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.”
– Douglas Adams

“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.”
– Robert Frost

“I work for myself, which is fun. Except when I call in sick, I know I’m lying.”
– Rita Rudner

“There is something about an early Tuesday morning that makes me productive.”
– Tahnni Dupre

“I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.”
– Sarah Cooper

“I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.”
– Unknown

“There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.”
– Henry Kissinger

Funny Good Morning Tuesday Quotes to Start Your Day Right

“What irritates me most of all about these morning people is their horribly good temper, as if they have been up for three hours and already conquered France.”
– Timur Vermes

“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.”
– Glen Cook

“I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.”
– Benjamin Franklin

“Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.”
– Punit Ghadge

“The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.”
– Dorothy Parker

“I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.”
– Lewis Black

“There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.”
– Kristen Chandler

“I hate mornings, they start so early.”
– Janet Evanovich

“Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead.”
– James Marsden

“Birds scream at the top of their lungs in horrified hellish rage every morning at daybreak to warn us all of the truth, but sadly we don’t speak bird.”
– Kurt Cobain

“Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don’t do them anymore.”
– Rachel Caine

“Good morning is a contradiction of terms.”
– Jim Davis

“There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, ‘Good morning, God,’ and the other is to say, ‘Good God, morning!’”
– Fulton J. Sheen

“Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a snooze button on her shield.”
– Catherynne Valente

“Love is blind. Especially in the morning, because I can’t see a damn thing before having coffee.”
– Aleksandra Ninkovic

“I’m sorry for people who don’t drink. They wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.”
– Frank Sinatra

“The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.”
– Jean Kerr

“Moist groaned. It was the crack of seven and he was allergic to the concept of two seven o’clocks in one day.”
– Terry Pratchett

“I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off.”
– Jarod Kintz

“Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.”
– Tony Smite

Hilarious Tuesday Quotes on Life and Struggles

“There is a breed of Tuesday in January in which time creeps, and no light comes, and the air is full of water and nobody really loves anybody.”
– Zadie Smith

“I’d take half an argument over half a silence any day. And I’d take peace and quiet over a full-blown argument any other day unless it’s Tuesday.”
– Will Advise

“Addiction – when you can give up something any time, as long as it’s next Tuesday.”
– Nikki Sixx

“Why does winter feel like one big Tuesday?”
– Todd Stocker

“There isn’t a Monday that would not cede its place to Tuesday.”
– Anton Chekhov

“The Tuesday scowls, the Wednesday growls, the Thursday curses, the Friday howls, the Saturday snores, the Sunday yawns, the Monday morns.”
– Samuel Beckett

“You can’t help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn’t spell it right; but spelling isn’t everything. There are days when spelling Tuesday simply doesn’t count.”
– A. A. Milne

“The days were heavy and sticky. All identical, one the same as the other. Soon they would even get rid of their one remaining distinction, the shell of their names: Monday, Tuesday, Thursday.”
– Ismail Kadaré

“It can’t be Sunday every day. There are also Mondays and Tuesdays.”
– George Weah

“I don’t want it good. I want it Tuesday.”
– Jack L. Warner

“On Tuesday, when it hails and snows, the feeling on me grows and grows, that hardly anybody knows, if those are these or these are those.”
– A. A. Milne

“In my first 100 days, I will make Taco Tuesday the law.”
– George Lopez

“I’m not the kind of actor that would know what my character had for breakfast last Tuesday.”
– Liam Neeson

“Tuesday is neither here nor there in the hierarchy of the week.”
– Anthony T. Hincks

“If each day is a gift, I’d like to know where to return Tuesdays!”
– Jim Harper

Short and Funny Tuesday Quotes

“After Tuesday, even the calendar goes W-T-F.”
– Unknown

“Today’s goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees and then kindness.”
– Nanea Hoffman

“Tuesday: a day that rhymes with yawn.”
– Unknown

“Be happy. It really annoys negative people.”
– Ricky Gervais

“Tuesday just called and wants to know what happened to Friday!”
– Neil Leckman

“Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.”
– Leslie Nielsen

“Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.”
– Robert Heinlein

“All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.”
– Mark Twain

“Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.”
– Will Rogers

“The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.”
– Sarah Brown

“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.”
– Lily Tomlin

“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”
– Henry Kissinger

“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it.”
– Groucho Marx

“Tuesday is the most sensible day of the week.”
– Emily P. Freeman

“Never face facts; if you do you’ll never get up in the morning.”
– Marlo Thomas

“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.”
– Oscar Wilde

“My son is now an ‘entrepreneur.’ That’s what you’re called when you don’t have a job.”
– Ted Turner

“If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.”
– Noel Coward

Less Funny and a Bit More Motivational Tuesday Quotes

“Tuesday is a good day, you survived Monday. And tomorrow is Wednesday, halfway through your work week!”
– Kate Summers

“Happy Tuesday! Decide what you want. Believe you can have it. Believe you deserve it and believe it’s possible for you.”
– Jack Canfield

“Tuesday is the affirmation that my goals are being moved another step forward.”
– Byron Pulsifer

“Hold onto positive things that elevate your spirit and be with positive people. Happy Tuesday.”
– Tracey Edmonds

“Now that your eyes are open, make the sun jealous with your burning passion to start the day. Make the sun jealous or stay in bed.”
– Malak El Halabi

“You are today where your thoughts have brought you; you will be tomorrow where your thoughts take you.”
– James Allen

“We concentrate so much on anniversaries and birthdays that you forget it’s the Tuesday that’s tough that really counts. Sometimes, she just needs some flowers or even just that ear. It’s the little things that count.”
– BJ the Chicago Kid

“Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not.”
– Ursula Le Guin

“The first hour of the morning is the rudder of the day.”
– Henry Ward Beecher

“The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and then starting on the first one.”
– Mark Twain

“Either you run the day or the day runs you.”
– Jim Rohn

“Tuesday is the day for action, as mighty Mars rules it. Now you can seek your passion, surge toward your goals, find your destiny, and be strong and courageous.”
– Cerridwen Greenleaf

“Tuesday nights are sushi nights, so we go out then.”
– Al Roker

“Tuesday had always been our day together. Most of my courses with Morrie were on Tuesdays, he had office hours on Tuesdays, and when I wrote my senior thesis, it was on Tuesdays that we sat together. We’re Tuesday people.”
– Mitch Albom

“Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves.”
– Dale Carnegie

“Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.”
– Robert Louis Stevenson

“Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.”
– Maria Robinson

“Each morning we are born again. What we do today is what matters most.”
– Buddha

“Don’t wait. The time will never be just right.”
– Napoleon Hill

“One way to keep momentum going is to have constantly greater goals.”
– Michael Korda

“You have to have a dream so you can get up in the morning.”
– Billy Wilder

“Nothing in the world can take the place of perseverance. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful people with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost legendary. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Perseverance and determination alone are omnipotent.”
– Calvin Coolidge

“There will be obstacles. There will be doubters. There will be mistakes. But with hard work, there are no limits.”
– Michael Phelps

“Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.”
– Dalai Lama

“Hit the reset button. Whatever happened yesterday, forget about it. Get a new perspective. Today is a new day. Start fresh, begin now.”
– Germany Kent

Want more inspiration and laughs for the rest of your week? Then take a look at these funny Wednesday quotes, the positive Thursday quotes here and the hilarious Friday quotes in this post to get your weekend started right.

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