If you want to make your kids laugh or giggle then today’s post is for you.

In it I want to share 101 of the most witty, positive and funny quotes for kids (and parents too).

Share a few of the ones you think will turn a sour or angry mood around.

Or maybe they want to read the whole post with the sayings to make both themselves and you laugh at home, in school or while traveling somewhere.

No matter how you use them, I hope they will make you and your kids laugh and help create a positive and fun mood all around.

Funny Quotes for Kids That Will Make Them Laugh

“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.”
– Groucho Marx

“Rice is great when you’re hungry and you want 2000 of something.”
– Mitch Hedberg

“Last night I dreamt I ate a ten-pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone.”
– Tommy Cooper

“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”
– Cathy Guisewite

“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.”
– Miles Kington

“Birthdays are nature’s way of telling you to eat more cake.”
– Jo Brand

“I intend to live forever. So far, so good.”
– Steven Wright

“Never follow anyone else’s path. Unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path.”
– Ellen DeGeneres

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
– A. A. Milne

“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
– Alan Dundes

“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”
– Dalai Lama

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
– Steve Martin

“I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.”
– Zach Galifianakis

“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”
– Albert Einstein

“Always forgive your enemies – nothing annoys them so much.”
– Oscar Wilde

“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”
– Elbert Hubbard

“I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.”
– Bob Hope

“My kids think ‘maybe’ means ‘yes’ and ‘we’ll see’ means ‘definitely.’ They’re more optimistic than me, obviously.”
– Unknown

“We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.”
– Bryan White

“My son asked me what it was like to be an adult. I handed him the bills and told him there’s a washing machine that soon needs emptying.”
– Unknown

“I’m in shape. Round is a shape.”
– George Carlin

Short and Funny Quotes for Kids

“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?”
– Robin Williams

“I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.”
– Steven Wright

“Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.”
– Chili Davis

“You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.”
– Jim Carrey

“If at first you don’t succeed, you’re normal.”
– Kid President

“I wrote a few children’s books… not on purpose.”
– Steven Wright

“A day without laughter is a day wasted.”
– Charlie Chaplin

“Don’t be so humble – you are not that great.”
– Golda Meir

“How is it possible to have a civil war?”
– George Carlin

“Never miss a good chance to shut up.”
– Will Rogers

“Weather forecast for tonight: dark.”
– George Carlin

“No one is perfect – that’s why pencils have erasers.”
– Wolfgang Riebe

“A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.”
– Steven Wright

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”
– Charles M. Schulz

“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”
– Jim Carrey

“Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.”
– Tina Fey

“The road to success is always under construction.”
– Lily Tomlin

“Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.”
– Spanish Proverb

“Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.”
– Steven Wright

Funny Quotes for Kids About Adults and School

“When a teacher calls a boy by his entire name, it means trouble.”
– Mark Twain

“In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.”
– Rodney Dangerfield

“Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.”
– Fran Lebowitz

“Some students drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.”
– E.C. McKenzie

“Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.”
– Albert Einstein

“In school they told me practice makes perfect. And then they told me nobody’s perfect, so then I stopped practicing.”
– Steven Wright

“Adults are just outdated children.”
– Dr. Seuss

“Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because they are looking for ideas.”
– Paula Poundstone

“You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.”
– Bill Watterson

“I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.”
– Lily Tomlin

“If you think your teachers are tough, wait ’til you get a boss.”
– Bill Gates

“Don’t let schooling interfere with your education.”
– Mark Twain

“We all learn by experience, but some of us have to go to summer school.”
– Peter De Vries

“The science fair has long been a favorite educational tool in the American school system, and for a good reason: Your teachers hate you.”
– Dave Barry

“True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.”
– Kurt Vonnegut

“In school, you’re taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you’re given a test that teaches you a lesson.”
– Tom Bodett

“Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers.”
– Socrates

“Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.”
– Hector Berlioz

“Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.”
– Gracie Allen

Funny Quotes for Parents and Children About Parenting and Home Life

“When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out.”
– Erma Bombeck

“If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else.”
– Ann Landers

“You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.”
– Franklin P. Jones

“We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.”
– Phyllis Diller

“Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off.”
– Ralph Bus

“Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.”
– Jon Stewart

“Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.”
– David Frost

“Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.”
– Phyllis Diller

“The quickest way to find something you’ve lost is to ask your kid where they didn’t put it.”
– Steve Robbins

“When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.”
– Erma Bombeck

“The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice cream.”
– Bill Murray

“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?”
– Milton Berle

“Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.”
– Sam Levenson

“The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.”
– Dorothy Parker

“It just occurred to me that the majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn’t finish.”
– Carrie Underwood

“Why don’t kids understand that their nap is not for them, it’s for us?”
– Alyson Hannigan

“People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.”
– Leo Burke

“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.”
– Phyllis Diller

“There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.”
– Jerry Seinfeld

“Never have more children than you have car windows.”
– Erma Bombeck

“When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.”
– Nora Ephron

Hilarious and Relatable Quotes About Kids That Will Make You Laugh

“Have you any idea how many children it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen? Three. It takes one to say, ‘What light?’ and two more to say, ‘I didn’t turn it on.’”
– Erma Bombeck

“A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.”
– Jerry Seinfeld

“Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare.”
– Ed Asner

“Everybody wants to save the earth. No one wants to help mom do the dishes.”
– P.J. O’Rourke

“If you are not yelling at your kids, you are not spending enough time with them.”
– Reese Witherspoon

“I’d like to have a kid, but I’m not sure I’m ready to spend 10 years of my life constantly asking someone where his shoes are.”
– Damien Fahey

“My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.”
– Betty White

“Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.”
– P.J. O’Rourke

“Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.”
– Phyllis Diller

“By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.”
– Charles Wadsworth

“If your parents never had children, chances are… neither will you.”
– Dick Cavett

“Folks, I don’t trust children. They’re here to replace us.”
– Stephen Colbert

“The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.”
– Lane Olinghouse

“The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.”
– Erma Bombeck

“There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire someone to do it, or ask your kids not to do it.”
– Malcolm Kushner

“I’m sure wherever my dad is, he’s looking down on us. He’s not dead, just very condescending.”
– Jack Whitehall

“Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.”
– James Baldwin

“Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.”
– Will Rogers

“All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with white carpet is one of them.”
– Erma Bombeck

“Having kids reminds me of when I used to live in a frat house: everything is broken, nobody sleeps and there’s a lot of unexplained crying going on.”
– Bob Simmons

“Buying your kid a goldfish is a great way to teach them about responsibility for 24-36 hours.”
– Conan O’Brien

Want more inspiration and laughs? Then check out these funny and motivational first day of school quotes, the uplifting and positive back to school quotes here and also this one with lots of funny graduation quotes.

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Family it’s at the heart.

It’s here we find support, love and the people that often know us better than anyone else (and so they know what help we truly need).

And in today’s post I want to focus on that and share 110 of the most loving, positive and inspirational short family quotes.

Use them in a card, in a family group chat, on social media like Instagram or in real life to share the love, express your gratitude and to brighten the day of your family.

No matter if it’s the one you were born into or the one you’ve chosen.

Short Family Quotes on Love and Togetherness

“It didn’t matter how big our house was; it mattered that there was love in it.”
– Peter Buffett

“In family life, love is the oil that eases friction, the cement that binds closer together, and the music that brings harmony.”
– Friedrich Nietzsche

“The most important thing in the world is family and love.”
– John Wooden

“Time together as a family is a gift.”
– Joanna Gaines

“That’s what people do who love you. They put their arms around you and love you when you’re not so lovable.”
– Deb Caletti

“My family is my life, and everything else comes second as far as what’s important to me.”
– Michael Imperioli

“Family is not an important thing. It’s everything.”
– Michael J. Fox

“Family is not defined by our genes, it is built and maintained through love.”
– Amalia G.

“To us, family means putting your arms around each other and being there.”
– Barbara Bush

“What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family.”
– Mother Teresa

“A happy family is but an earlier heaven.”
– George Bernard Shaw

“Rejoice with your family in the beautiful land of life.”
– Albert Einstein

“I sustain myself with the love of family.”
– Maya Angelou

“Being a family means you are a part of something very wonderful. It means you will love and be loved for the rest of your life.”
– Lisa Weed

“The love of family and the admiration of friends are much more important than wealth and privilege.”
– Charles Kuralt

“It is the smile of a child, the love of a mother, the joy of a father, the togetherness of a family.”
– Menachem Begin

“Nothing is better than going home to family and eating good food and relaxing.”
– Irina Shayk

“The memories we make with our family is everything.”
– Candace Cameron Bure

“The world, we’d discovered, doesn’t love you like your family loves you.”
– Louis Zamperini

“Family is the most important thing in the world.”
– Princess Diana

“The love of a family is life’s greatest blessing.”
– Eva Burrows

“Life is beautiful. It’s about giving. It’s about family.”
– Walt Disney

“I think togetherness is a very important ingredient to family life.”
– Barbara Bush

“In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.”
– Paul McCartney

Short and Funny Family Quotes

“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”
– George Burns

“The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.”
– George Carlin

“A family is a bunch of people who keep confusing you with someone you were as a kid.”
– Robert Brault

“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.”
– Phyllis Diller

“Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.”
– Cary Grant

“My dear young cousin, if there’s one thing I’ve learned over the eons, it’s that you can’t give up on your family, no matter how tempting they make it.”
– Rick Riordan

“There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.”
– Jerry Seinfeld

“My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the heck she is.”
– Ellen DeGeneres

“Parents are like God because you wanna know they’re out there, and you want them to think well of you, but you really only call when you need something.”
– Chuck Palahniuk

“Families are like fudge – mostly sweet, with a few nuts.”
– Les Dawson

“Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.”
– Martin Mull

“A dysfunctional family is any family with more than one person in it.”
– Mary Karr

“Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.”
– Evan Esar

“If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.”
– George Bernard Shaw

“The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families.”
– Jay McInerney

“I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance – waiting for the bathroom.”
– Bob Hope

“When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it’s a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.”
– Erma Bombeck

“Remember, as far as anyone knows, we’re a nice, normal family.”
– Homer Simpson

“After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.”
– Oscar Wilde

Short and Inspirational Family Quotes and Sayings

“Families are the compass that guides us. They are the inspiration to reach great heights, and our comfort when we occasionally falter.”
– Brad Henry

“Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.”
– James Baldwin

“Our most basic instinct is not for survival but for family.”
– Paul Pearsall

“I know for sure: Family should be the place where you can be your most complete self.”
– Oprah Winfrey

“Think of your family today and every day thereafter. Don’t let the busy world of today keep you from showing how much you love and appreciate your family.”
– Josiah

“You need a rock-solid foundation of friends and family to keep you where you need to be.”
– Lilly Singh

“Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family: Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one.”
– Jane Howard

“Show me a family of readers, and I will show you the people who move the world.”
– Napoleon Bonaparte

“The family is one of nature’s masterpieces.”
– George Santayana

“Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family.”
– Anthony Brandt

“You are the bows from which your children as living arrows are sent forth.”
– Khalil Gibran

“So much of what is best in us is bound up in our love of family, that it remains the measure of our stability because it measures our sense of loyalty.”
– Haniel Long

“There is no doubt that it is around the family and the home that all the greatest virtues are created, strengthened, and maintained.”
– Winston Churchill

“The family is the test of freedom; because the family is the only thing that the free man makes for himself and by himself.”
– Gilbert K. Chesterton

“How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving, and tolerant of the weak and strong.”
– George Washington Carver

“Above all, children need our unconditional love, whether they succeed or make mistakes; when life is easy and when life is tough.”
– Barack Obama

“My mother used to tell me that when push comes to shove, you always know who to turn to. That being a family isn’t a social construct but an instinct.”
– Jodi Picoult

“The only rock I know that stays steady, the only institution I know that works, is the family.”
– Lee Iacocca

“In every conceivable manner, the family is a link to our past, bridge to our future.”
– Alex Haley

“A family is a place where principles are hammered and honed on the anvil of everyday living.”
– Charles R. Swindoll

“A man should never neglect his family for business.”
– Walt Disney

“The homemaker has the ultimate career. All other careers exist for one purpose only – and that is to support the ultimate career.”
– C.S. Lewis

“To support mother and father, to cherish wife and child and to have a simple livelihood; this is the good luck.”
– Buddha

“With every word we utter, with every action we take, we know our kids are watching us. We as parents are their most important role models.”
– Michelle Obama

“You go through life wondering what is it all about, but at the end of the day it’s all about family.”
– Rod Stewart

Positive and Short Family Quotes on the Bond You Share

“The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other’s life.”
– Richard Bach

“In family relationships, ‘love’ is really spelled ‘t-i-m-e,’ time. Taking time for each other is the key for harmony at home.”
– Dieter F. Uchtdorf

“Stick to the basics, hold on to your family and friends – they will never go out of fashion.”
– Niki Taylor

“Family isn’t always blood. It’s the people in your life who want you in theirs; the ones who accept you for who you are.”
– Dez Del Rio

“The strength of a family, like the strength of an army, lies in its loyalty to each other.”
– Mario Puzo

“Family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten.”
– David Ogden Stiers

“When everything goes to hell, the people who stand by you without flinching – they are your family.”
– Jim Butcher

“Sister is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once the sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship.”
– Margaret Mead

“The family – that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor, in our inmost hearts, ever quite wish to.”
– Dodie Smith

“You are born into your family and your family is born into you. No returns. No exchanges.”
– Elizabeth Berg

“Sticking with your family is what makes it a family.”
– Mitch Albom

“If the family were a boat, it would be a canoe that makes no progress unless everyone paddles.”
– Letty Cottin Pogrebin

“One day you will do things for me that you hate. That is what it means to be family.”
– Jonathan Safran Foer

“When trouble comes, it’s your family that supports you.”
– Guy Lafleur

“It’s all about the quality of life and finding a happy balance between work and friends and family.”
– Philip Green

“Family and friendships are two of the greatest facilitators of happiness.”
– John C. Maxwell

“Everyone needs a house to live in, but a supportive family is what builds a home.”
– Anthony Liccione

“My life is proof that no matter what situation you’re in, as long as you have a supportive family, you can achieve anything.”
– Michaela DePrince

“The foundation of family – that’s where it all begins for me.”
– Faith Hill

“Family life is too intimate to be preserved by the spirit of justice. It can be sustained by a spirit of love which goes beyond justice.”
– Reinhold Niebuhr

“I believe the world is one big family, and we need to help each other.”
– Jet Li

“Families are the tie that reminds us of yesterday, provide strength and support today, and give us hope for tomorrow.”
– Bill Owens

Short, Cute and Deep Family Quotes

“The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness.”
– Honore de Balzac

“May you be surrounded by friends and family, and if this is not your lot, may the blessings find you in your solitude.”
– Leonard Cohen

“I find the family the most mysterious and fascinating institution in the world.”
– Amos Oz

“Home is people. Not a place. If you go back there after the people are gone, then all you can see is what is not there anymore.”
– Robin Hobb

“Home isn’t where you’re from, it’s where you find light when all grows dark.”
– Pierce Brown

“Home is where you are loved the most and act the worst.”
– Marjorie Pay Hinckley

“All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.”
– Leo Tolstoy

“The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended – and not to take a hint when a hint isn’t intended.”
– Robert Frost

“Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present, and future.”
– Gail Lumet Buckley

“The informality of family life is a blessed condition that allows us all to become our best while looking our worst.”
– Marge Kennedy

“I have learned that to be with those I like is enough.”
– Walt Whitman

“Friends are the family you choose.”
– Jess C. Scott

“You don’t choose your family. They are God’s gift to you, as you are to them.”
– Desmond Tutu

“The great advantage of living in a large family is that early lesson of life’s essential unfairness.”
– Nancy Mitford

“The greatest gift of family life is to be intimately acquainted with people you might never even introduce yourself to, had life not done it for you.”
– Kendall Hailey

“In the family sandwich, the older people and the younger ones can recognize one another as the bread. Those in the middle are, for a time, the meat.”
– Anna Quindlen

“The family you come from isn’t as important as the family you’re going to have.”
– Ring Lardner

“You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family.”
– Anita Baker

“I don’t think quantity time is as special as quality time with your family.”
– Reba McEntire

“I have a wonderful shelter, which is my family.”
– José Carreras

Want more inspirational and short quotes on relationships? Then have a look at these short sister quotes, the short love quotes here and also this one with lots of short friendship quotes.

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It’s a too early morning and you drag yourself up for another day in school.

Maybe you feel a bit unmotivated or just plain tired or stressed out about an upcoming exam.

Either way, I hope today’s post can help you out. In it I want to share 101 of the most relatable and funny school quotes.

Sayings that’ll make you laugh and help you release a bit of stress. Ones you can use for your yearbook page or Instagram posts.

And fun ones you can send to friends to spread the positive vibes.

Funny School Quotes on Education

“Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.”
– Albert Einstein

“If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.”
– Andy McIntyre

“Some students drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.”
– E.C. McKenzie

“Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing can be taught.”
– Oscar Wilde

“The trouble with school is they give you the answer, then they give you the exam. That’s not life.”
– Ziad K. Abdelnour

“Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.”
– Fran Lebowitz

“Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.”
– Will Durant

“We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school.”
– Peter De Vries

“I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.”
– Mark Twain

“Education costs money, but then so does ignorance.”
– Claus Moser

“Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today’s world—an assigned parking space.”
– Gene Perret

“A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.”
– Theodore Roosevelt

“In school, you’re taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you’re given a test that teaches you a lesson.”
– Tom Bodett

“To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks.”
– A.A. Milne

“I teach high school math. I sell a product to a market that doesn’t want it, but is forced by law to buy it.”
– Dan Meyer

“You can’t learn in school what the world is going to do next year.”
– Henry Ford

“School is the advertising agency which makes you believe that you need the society as it is.”
– Ivan Illich

“People learn something every day, and a lot of times it’s that what they learned the day before was wrong.”
– Bill Vaughan

“A child educated only at school is an uneducated child.”
– George Santayana

“The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.”
– Aristotle

Short and Hilarious School Quotes for Students

“Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.”
– Gracie Allen

“School means work and work means death. Let’s all go take a nap.”
– Emma Shannon

“In school one learns to ask stupid questions of life.”
– Marty Rubin

“You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.”
– Bill Watterson

“My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary column.”
– Norm Crosby

“School days, I believe, are the unhappiest in the whole span of human existence.”
– H.L. Mencken

“In school they told me practice makes perfect. And then they told me nobody’s perfect, so then I stopped practicing.”
– Steven Wright

“Show me the man who enjoyed his schooldays and I will show you a bully and a bore.”
– Robert Morley

“It’s easier to floss with barbed wire than admit you like someone in middle school.”
– Laurie Halse Anderson

“Graduation is just a fancy ceremony where adults clap because you’re finally leaving.”
– Unknown

“Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.”
– Hector Berlioz

“There is nothing on earth intended for innocent people so horrible as a school.”
– George Bernard Shaw

“School is learning things you don’t want to know, surrounded by people you wish you didn’t know, while working toward a future you don’t know will ever come.”
– Dave Kellett

“There are only two places in the world where time takes precedence over the job to be done: school and prison.”
– William Glasser

“In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.”
– Rodney Dangerfield

“School is practice for future life, practice makes perfect and nobody’s perfect, so why practice?”
– Billie Joe Armstrong

“School is one long illness with symptoms that switch every five minutes so you think it’s getting better or worse. But really it’s the same thing for years and years.”
– Helen Oyeyemi

“I never did very well in math – I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn’t meant my answers literally.”
– Calvin Trillin

“If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.”
– Daniel Jones

“True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.”
– Kurt Vonnegut

Funny and Inspirational First Day of School and Back to School Sayings

“Labor Day is a glorious holiday because your child will be going back to school the next day. It would have been called Independence Day, but that name was already taken.”
– Bill Dodds

“The human brain is special. It starts working as soon as you get up and it doesn’t stop until you get to school.”
– Milton Berle

“Work hard, nap hard.”
– Demi Lovato

“I said school starts tomorrow. I didn’t say I was going to be there.”
– Kim Harrison

“If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.”
– Edgar W. Howe

“You’d think parents are just dying to get rid of their children. I mean, we are, we most definitely are.”
– Jim Gaffigan

“It’s been two weeks. That’s like a decade in high school years.”
– Rob Thomas

“When I was in high school, I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria – not necessarily by choice – but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren’t there.”
– Zach Galifianakis

“It’s one of my favorite seasons of the year: Back to School. As a kid, I loved fresh school supplies, new outfits, the change of seasons, and the chance to crack open a new textbook.”
– Dana Perino

“It’s my first day of high school. I have seven new notebooks, a skirt I hate and a stomach ache.”
– Laurie Halse Anderson

“I’ve always loved the first day of school better than the last day of school. Firsts are best because they are beginnings.”
– Jenny Han

“The first day of school is our second New Year’s. It is our day to make resolutions, to look backward to former lapses and triumphs and to look ahead, usually with a mix of anxiety and hope, to the year to come.”
– Mark Edmundon

“If you think your teachers are tough, wait ’til you get a boss.”
– Bill Gates

“On the first day of school, you got to be real careful where you sit. You walk into the classroom and just plunk your stuff down on any old desk, and the next thing you know the teacher is saying, ‘I hope you all like where you’re sitting, because these are your permanent seats.’”
– Jeff Kinney

“You’re off to great places. Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting. So get on your way!”
– Dr. Seuss

“The most important day of a person’s education is the first day of school, not Graduation Day.”
– Harry Wong

“Back to school. Back to school, to prove to Dad that I’m not a fool. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don’t get in a fight.”
– Tim Herlihy

“You can lead a boy to college, but you cannot make him think.”
– Elbert Hubbard

“The first day of school is always a fashion show. The rest of the school year? A pajama party.”
– Unknown

“School bells are ringing loud and clear; vacation’s over, school is here.”
– Winifred C. Marshal

Funny Quotes for Senior Year and the Yearbook

“Remember, the more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake.”
– Iyanna Morgan

“I want to thank Google, Wikipedia, and whoever invented copy and paste. Thank you.”
– Stephanie Flores

“Of course I dress well. I didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.”
– Ian Longley

“If somebody ever asks you to do something, do it really bad, so you never have to do it again.”
– Joanna Clark

“I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.”
– W.C. Fields

“I want to thank me for believing in me.”
– Snoop Dogg

“High school was easy. It was like riding a bike. Except the bike was on fire and the ground was on fire and everything was on fire because it was hell.”
– Randey Chung

“If you like water, you already like 72% of me.”
– Alexandra Vu

“I don’t care what you think about me. I don’t think about you at all.”
– Coco Chanel

“Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.”
– Oscar Wilde

“I am rather appalled at the limit of characters for this. I am certain that I cannot fit all my thoughts of these last four years into such few cha.”
– Karl Mangune

“My computer screen is brighter than my future.”
– Katia Perez

“Education is important, but big biceps are importanter.”
– Hugh Vo

“I’ve learned to say here when the teacher hesitates while taking attendance.”
– Omotola Omotinugbon

“I don’t always graduate, but when I do, it’s barely.”
– Hannah Goldsborough

“When I die, I want the people I did group projects with to lower me into the ground so they can let me down one last time.”
– Jenna Allen

“I’m sorry, did my shoulders distract you from reading this quote?”
– Victoria DiPaolo

“Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know if you’re gonna graduate.”
– Franco Citlalli

“Cheaters never win, but I just graduated.”
– Richard Gilot

“I’m not great at senior quotes. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
– Alexis

“Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?”
– Jessica Enciso

Funny Graduation Quotes

“My dear terrified graduates, you are about to enter the most uncertain and thrilling period of your lives.”
– Lin-Manuel Miranda

“I could have said something profound, but you would have forgotten it in 15 minutes – which is the afterlife of a graduation speech.”
– Art Buchwald

“Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you.”
– John Green

“At graduation you get to wear a cap and gown, but it’s a good idea to also wear something underneath it.”
– Greg Tamblyn

“You are graduating from college. That means that this is the first day of the last day of your life. No, that’s wrong. This is the last day of the first day of school. Nope, that’s worse. This is a day.”
– Andy Samberg

“I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.”
– Fred Allen

“A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that ‘individuality’ is the key to success.”
– Robert Orben

“Now that you’ve graduated, just remember: Bosses don’t usually accept notes from your mother.”
– Melanie White

“This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!”
– Henny Youngman

“Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed.”
– Erma Bombeck

“As you set off into the world, don’t be afraid to question your leaders. But don’t ask too many questions at one time or that are too hard because your leaders get tired and/or cranky.”
– Will Ferrell

“Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.”
– Gary Trudeau

“The best advice I can give anybody about going out into the world is this: Don’t do it. I have been out there. It is a mess.”
– Russell Baker

“The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.”
– Will Rogers

“Your families are extremely proud of you. You can’t imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be a most opportune time to ask for money.”
– Gary Bolding

“To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you too may one day be president of the United States.”
– George W. Bush

“I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at 4:00 in the afternoon, I’d be a college graduate today.”
– George Foreman

“I didn’t go to college, but if I did, I would’ve taken all my tests at a restaurant, because the customer is always right.”
– Mitch Hedberg

“Parents, write this down: Many of you haven’t seen your children in four years. Now you are about to see them every day when they come out of the basement to tell you the WiFi isn’t working.”
– Conan O’Brien

“So, what’s it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don’t recommend it.”
– Bill Watterson

Want more funny and inspirational sayings about school? Then have a look at these funny graduation quotes, the short senior quotes here and also this one filled with funny senior quotes for the yearbook.

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Dating can be a confusing experience but also a wonderful thing when you find someone you truly connect with.

And in today’s post I want to share lots of hilarious truths about romantic meetings, love and relationships.

This is 83 of the most relatable, witty and funny quotes about dating.

I hope you’ll find something here to make you laugh about the sometimes odd and absurd dating experience and make you feel less stressed and overwhelmed about it.

But also something you can use in a card, in group chats or on Instagram to spread the laughs to friends and family too.

Funny Quotes About Dating That Will Make You Laugh

“Dating is where you pretend you’re someone you’re not to impress someone you don’t know.”
– Melanie White

“Odds on meeting a single man: 1 in 23; a cute, single man: 1 in 429; a cute, single, smart man: 1 in 3,245,873; when you look your best: 1 in a billion.”
– Lorna Adler

“Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.”
– Jim Bishop

“I was dating a guy for a while because he told me he had an incurable disease. I didn’t realize it was stupidity.”
– Gracie Hart

“A man on a date wonders if he’ll get lucky. The woman already knows.”
– Monica Piper

“What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night?”
– Jerry Seinfeld

“I’ve been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.”
– Wendy Liebman

“I’m dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.”
– Garry Shandling

“My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.”
– Jenny McCarthy

“I was on a date with this really hot model. Well, it wasn’t really a date date. We just ate dinner and saw a movie. Then the plane landed.”
– Dave Attell

“My father always said, ‘Be the kind they marry, not the kind they date.’ So on our first date, I’d nag the guy for a new dishwasher.”
– Kris McGaha

“I hate first dates. I made the mistake of telling my date a lie about myself, and she caught me – I didn’t think she’d actually demand to see the bat cave.”
– Alex Reed

“I was out on a date recently, and the guy took me horseback riding. That was kind of fun until we ran out of quarters.”
– Susie Loucks

“Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again.”
– Susan Healy

“I asked this one girl out, and she said, ‘You got a friend?’ I said yes; she said, ‘Then go out with him.’”
– Dom Irrera

“I’d just like to meet a girl with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.”
– Steve Martin

“I want a man who is kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?”
– Zsa Zsa Gabor

“Everyone says that looks don’t matter, age doesn’t matter, money doesn’t matter. But I never met a girl yet who has fallen in love with an old ugly man who’s broke.”
– Rodney Dangerfield

“Online dating is like online shopping except you’re looking for people no one wants, and it’s $50 a month.”
– Phil Pivnick

“They say you should date your best friend. My best friend said: no, we’re not doing that.”
– Unknown

“Dating is a lot like sports. You have to practice; you work out; you study the greats. You hope to make the team, and it hurts to be cut.”
– Sinbad

Short and Hilarious Quotes About Dating

“Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain.”
– Mae West

“I don’t have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that.”
– Mitch Hedberg

“Love is being stupid together.”
– Paul Valéry

“It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.”
– Lucille Ball

“If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?”
– Lily Tomlin

“My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.”
– Joan Rivers

“Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.”
– Richard Jeni

“I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.”
– Steven Wright

“My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn’t want him to.”
– Rita Rudner

“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”
– Groucho Marx

“Romantic love is a mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one.”
– Fran Lebowitz

“The secret to a long marriage is to stay gone.”
– Dolly Parton

“Love is sharing your popcorn.”
– Charles Schulz

“Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.”
– Albert Einstein

“A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.”
– Tim Allen

“Love is a grave mental illness.”
– Plato

“If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?”
– Dorothy Parker

“Love; a temporary insanity curable by marriage.”
– Ambrose Bierce

“Never sign a Valentine with your own name.”
– Charles Dickens

“I love you and it’s getting worse.”
– Joseph E. Morris

“You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.”
– Henny Youngman

Funny Quotes on Dating and Relationships

“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.”
– Albert Einstein

“Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.”
– Chelsea Handler

“True love is singing karaoke ‘Under Pressure’ and letting the other person sing the Freddie Mercury part.”
– Mindy Kaling

“Going out with a jerky guy is kind of like having a piece of food caught in your teeth. All your friends notice it before you do.”
– Livia Squires

“A man’s main job is to protect his woman from her desire to get bangs every other month.”
– Dax Shepard

“There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.”
– Chris Rock

“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.”
– Will Ferrell

“Relationships are hard. It’s like a full-time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks’ notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.”
– Bob Ettinger

“Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.”
– Helen Rowland

“The difference between being in a relationship and being in prison is that in prisons, they let you play softball on the weekends.”
– Agatha Christie

“My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.”
– Emo Philips

“What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.”
– Cindy Gardner

“The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders.”
– Linda Festa

“Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man that I want my children to spend their weekends with?”
– Rita Rudner

“One of the keys to a successful marriage is separate bathrooms. When he enters my bathroom sometimes I’m like, ‘Why are you in here?’ And he’s like, ‘I live here. Can I enjoy my bathroom too?’”
– Michelle Obama

“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
– Rita Rudner

“As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy.”
– Ralphie May

“Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is the bicycle repair kit.”
– Billy Connolly

“Employees make the best dates. You don’t have to pick them up, and they’re always tax-deductible.”
– Andy Warhol

“My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.”
– Ray Romano

“Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you’d be surprised at the large number that re-enlists.”
– James Garner

Funny Quotes on True Love and Dating to Make You Smile

“Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.”
– George Burns

“Love is not having to hold in your farts anymore.”
– Bree Luckey

“True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.”
– Erich Segal

“A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.”
– Les Dawson

“Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.”
– Jules Renard

“Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”
– Oscar Wilde

“Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.”
– Joan Crawford

“You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.”
– Hussein Nishah

“Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.”
– Carroll Bryant

“Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.”
– Cathy Carlyle

“I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.”
– David Bissonette

“When you’re in love, it’s the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life.”
– Richard Lewis

“Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.”
– Phyllis Diller

“Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else.”
– Jean Kerr

“By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.”
– Socrates

“One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.”
– Oscar Wilde

“If you text ‘I love you’ to a person and the person writes back an emoji – no matter what that emoji is, they don’t love you back.”
– Chelsea Peretti

“A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he’s finished.”
– Zsa Zsa Gabor

“Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.”
– Benjamin Franklin

“Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.”
– Mae West

Want more laughs and insights about love and relationships? Then check out this post with funny love quotes, this one with short quotes about love and also this one with lots of funny friendship quotes.

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Some days you feel unmotivated. Or simply just tired and unfocused.

I know, I’ve been there too many times to count.

So to help you and myself out on such days I’d like to share 160 of the most positive, recharging and motivational quotes for work.

Ones that will give you a boost of energy. Relieve a bit of your stress and overwhelm.

And give you the inspiration to work hard today and to go after your goals and dreams.

Motivational Quotes for Work to Give You a Boost of Energy

“You’ve got to get up every morning with determination if you’re going to go to bed with satisfaction.”
– George Lorimer

“Don’t count the days, make the days count.”
– Muhammad Ali

“Either you run the day or the day runs you.”
– Jim Rohn

“Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The sun’s rays do not burn until brought to a focus.”
– Alexander Graham Bell

“Don’t wait. The time will never be just right.”
– Napoleon Hill

“When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too.”
– Paulo Coelho

“Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.”
– Robert Louis Stevenson

“Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.”
– Dalai Lama

“Whether you think you can, or you think you can’t – you’re right.”
– Henry Ford

“The future depends on what you do today.”
– Mahatma Gandhi

“Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle.”
– Abraham Lincoln

“Start by doing what’s necessary, then what’s possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.”
– Saint Francis

“You don’t have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step.”
– Martin Luther King, Jr.

“This is the real secret of life – to be completely engaged with what you are doing in the here and now. And instead of calling it work, realize it is play.”
– Alan Wilson Watts

“Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly.”
– Stephen R. Covey

“Try not to become a person of success, but rather try to become a person of value.”
– Albert Einstein

“Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.”
– Farrah Gray

“The only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven’t found it yet, keep looking. Don’t settle.”
– Steve Jobs

“All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them.”
– Walt Disney

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.”
– Wayne Gretzky

“It always seems impossible until it’s done.”
– Nelson Mandela

“The best way to predict the future is to create it.”
– Peter Drucker

“Be so good they can’t ignore you.”
– Steve Martin

“Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.”
– Albert Schweitzer

“Ability is what you’re capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it.”
– Lou Holtz

“We must believe that we are gifted for something and that this thing must be attained.”
– Marie Curie

“Some people want it to happen, some wish it would happen, others make it happen.”
– Michael Jordan

“How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.”
– Anne Frank

“The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.”
– Confucius

“The best way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.”
– Walt Disney

Short and Motivational Quotes to Help You Work Smart

“Every moment is a fresh beginning.”
– T.S. Eliot

“Think of many things; do one.”
– Portuguese Proverb

“Nothing is less productive than to make more efficient what should not be done at all.”
– Peter Drucker

“Impossible is just an opinion.”
– Paulo Coelho

“The most effective way to do it is to do it.”
– Amelia Earhart

“Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.”
– Will Rogers

“It is never too late to be what you might have been.”
– George Eliot

“Done is better than perfect.”
– Sheryl Sandberg

“Small progress is still progress.”
– Tony Robbins

“Hard work beats talent when talent doesn’t work hard.”
– Tim Notke

“Work smarter, not harder.”
– Allen F. Morgenstern

“Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.”
– Suzy Kassem

“What you do today can improve all your tomorrows.”
– Ralph Marston

“Light tomorrow with today.”
– Elizabeth Barrett Browning

“The best revenge is massive success.”
– Frank Sinatra

“If you can’t stop thinking about it, don’t stop working on it.”
– Michael Jordan

“Dream big and dare to fail.”
– Norman Vaughan

“Whatever you are, be a good one.”
– Abraham Lincoln

“There is no substitute for hard work.”
– Thomas Edison

“Stay hungry. Stay foolish.”
– Steve Jobs

“Don’t be busy. Be productive.”
– Tim Ferriss

“The secret of getting ahead is getting started.”
– Mark Twain

“Make each day your masterpiece.”
– John Wooden

“Action is the foundational key to all success.”
– Pablo Picasso

“It is not a daily increase, but a daily decrease. Hack away at the inessentials.”
– Bruce Lee

Funny Motivational Quotes for Stress Relief at Work

“If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.’”
– Dave Barry

“One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.”
– Bertrand Russell

“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.”
– Zig Ziglar

“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”
– Charles Lamb

“If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.”
– John Gotti

“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.”
– Oscar Wilde

“I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.”
– Jerome K. Jerome

“The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.”
– Stanley J. Randall

“Work is against human nature. The proof is that it makes us tired.”
– Michel Tournier

“The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.”
– Sarah Brown

“The reward for good work is more work.”
– Tom Sachs

“Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.”
– Earl Nightingale

“If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.”
– Claude McDonald

“Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.”
– Leslie Nielsen

“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.”
– Douglas Adams

“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take the chance?”
– Edgar Bergen

“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.”
– Bill Gates

“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.”
– Lily Tomlin

“My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.”
– Bill Murray

“The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.”
– Robert Frost

Positive and Motivational Work Sayings for Tough Days

“Courage doesn’t always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, ‘I will try again tomorrow.’”
– Mary Anne Radmacher

“Keep your face always toward the sunshine, and shadows will fall behind you.”
– Walt Whitman

“Stay afraid, but do it anyway. What’s important is the action. You don’t have to wait to be confident. Just do it and eventually the confidence will follow.”
– Carrie Fisher

“Spend eighty percent of your time focusing on the opportunities of tomorrow rather than the problems of yesterday.”
– Brian Tracy

“When you get into a tight place and everything goes against you, till it seems as though you could not hang on a minute longer, never give up then, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.”
– Harriet Beecher Stowe

“Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all.”
– Dale Carnegie

“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
– Truman Capote

“When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure.”
– Peter Marshall

“Do not be embarrassed by your failures, learn from them and start again.”
– Richard Branson

“I have always believed, and I still believe, that whatever good or bad fortune may come our way we can always give it meaning and transform it into something of value.”
– Hermann Hesse

“The best way out is always through.”
– Robert Frost

“As long as they are well-intentioned, mistakes are not a matter for shame, but for learning.”
– Margaret Heffernan

“You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.”
– C.S. Lewis

“Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, that is strength.”
– Arnold Schwarzenegger

“I’ve learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow.”
– Maya Angelou

“The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work.”
– Harry Golden

“The best way to not feel hopeless is to get up and do something. Don’t wait for good things to happen to you. If you go out and make some good things happen, you will fill the world with hope, you will fill yourself with hope.”
– Barack Obama

“Tough times never last, but tough people do.”
– Robert Schuller

“When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us.”
– Helen Keller

“Rise above the storm, and you will find the sunshine.”
– Mario Fernandez

“Believe you can, and you’re halfway there.”
– Theodore Roosevelt

“The bad news is time flies. The good news is you’re the pilot.”
– Michael Altshuler

“You may encounter many defeats, but you must not be defeated. In fact, it may be necessary to encounter the defeats, so you can know who you are, what you can rise from, how you can still come out of it.”
– Maya Angelou

“Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.”
– Albert Einstein

“The greater the obstacle, the more glory in overcoming it.”
– Moliere

“Turn your wounds into wisdom.”
– Oprah Winfrey

“Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine.”
– Anthony J. D’Angelo

“Remember to look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at.”
– Stephen Hawking

“Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it.”
– Charles R. Swindoll

“Never confuse a single defeat with a final defeat.”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald

Motivational Quotes for Smooth and Effective Teamwork

“Individual commitment to a group effort – that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work.”
– Vince Lombardi

“To build a strong team, you must see someone else’s strength as a complement to your weakness and not a threat to your position or authority.”
– Christine Caine

“Many ideas grow better when transplanted into another mind than the one where they sprang up.”
– Oliver Wendell Holmes

“If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together.”
– African Proverb

“A successful team is a group of many hands but of one mind.”
– Bill Bethel

“Find a group of people who challenge and inspire you, spend a lot of time with them, and it will change your life forever.”
– Amy Poehler

“Strength lies in differences, not in similarities.”
– Stephen R. Covey

“Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.”
– Margaret Mead

“The way a team plays as a whole determines its success. You may have the greatest bunch of individual stars in the world, but if they don’t play together, the club won’t be worth a dime.”
– Babe Ruth

“Teamwork is the ability to work together toward a common vision. The ability to direct individual accomplishments toward organizational objectives. It is the fuel that allows common people to attain uncommon results.”
– Andrew Carnegie

“Coming together is a beginning. Keeping together is progress. Working together is success.”
– Henry Ford

“A team is not a group of people who work together but a team is a group of people who trust each other.”
– Simon Sinek

“It is literally true that you can succeed best and quickest by helping others to succeed.”
– Napoleon Hill

“No one can whistle a symphony. It takes a whole orchestra to play it.”
– H.E. Luccock

“If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else.”
– Booker T. Washington

“Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence win championships.”
– Michael Jordan

“In teamwork, silence isn’t golden, it’s deadly.”
– Mark Sanborn

“Collaboration allows us to know more than we are capable of knowing by ourselves.”
– Paul Solarz

“It’s amazing how much you can accomplish when it doesn’t matter who gets the credit.”
– Harry S. Truman

“Alone we can do so little; together we can do so much.”
– Helen Keller

“Great things in business are never done by one person; they’re done by a team of people.”
– Steve Jobs

“If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself.”
– Henry Ford

“The strength of the team is each individual member. The strength of each member is the team.”
– Phil Jackson

“Individually, we are one drop. Together, we are an ocean.”
– Ryunosuke Satoro

“The secret is to work less as individuals and more as a team.”
– Knute Rockne

“No matter how brilliant your mind or strategy, if you’re playing a solo game, you’ll always lose out to a team.”
– Reid Hoffman

“We may have all come on different ships, but we’re in the same boat now.”
– Martin Luther King, Jr.

“Surround yourself with a trusted and loyal team. It makes all the difference.”
– Alison Pincus

“The path to greatness is along with others.”
– Baltasar Gracian

“Teamwork makes the dream work.”
– John Maxwell

Inspirational Quotes on Hard Work and Success

“Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent.”
– Calvin Coolidge

“You don’t have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.”
– Zig Ziglar

“Work hard in silence, let success be your noise.”
– Frank Ocean

“I’m a greater believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.”
– Thomas Jefferson

“Success isn’t always about greatness. It’s about consistency. Consistent hard work leads to success. Greatness will come.”
– Dwayne Johnson

“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.”
– Thomas Edison

“The price of success is hard work, dedication to the job at hand, and the determination that whether we win or lose, we have applied the best of ourselves to the task at hand.”
– Vince Lombardi

“The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity.”
– Amelia Earhart

“Success is the sum of small efforts repeated day in and day out.”
– Robert Collier

“There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.”
– Beverly Sills

“Happiness is the real sense of fulfillment that comes from hard work.”
– Joseph Barbara

“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.”
– Joe Girard

“Quality means doing it right when no one is looking.”
– Henry Ford

“We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit.”
– Aristotle

“Great things are done by a series of small things brought together.”
– Vincent Van Gogh

“Let me tell you the secret that has led me to my goals: my strength lies solely in my tenacity.”
– Louis Pasteur

“There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure.”
– Colin Powell

“Great things come from hard work and perseverance. No excuses.”
– Kobe Bryant

“Work hard, have fun, make history.”
– Jeff Bezos

“The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.”
– Vidal Sassoon

“Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.”
– Winston Churchill

“Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity.”
– Seneca

“There is no magic to achievement. It’s really about hard work, choices, and persistence.”
– Michelle Obama

“If you do the work, you get rewarded. There are no shortcuts in life.”
– Michael Jordan

“Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes, but they don’t quit.”
– Conrad Hilton

Want more motivation and less stress? Then check out these short work quotes, the hard work quotes in this post and also this one with hilarious work quotes for more laughs and less stress.

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It’s yearbook season and you need a quote that actually makes people laugh (not just makes your mom and best friend nod and politely smile).

So in today’s post I want to help you out with that by sharing 101 of the most unique, iconic and funny yearbook quotes.

Use one or a few of them as inspiration for your own quote or just grab the one here that makes you laugh the most.

Either way, I hope you’ll find something here to help you leave a hilarious or witty mark in your yearbook that lasts for years to come.

Funny Yearbook Quotes That’ll Leave a Mark That Lasts

“High school was easy. It was like riding a bike. Except the bike was on fire and the ground was on fire and everything was on fire because it was hell.”
– Randey Chung

“Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.”
– Alfred Adler

“Remember… The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe… Eat cake.”
– Iyanna Morgan

“I want to thank me for believing in me.”
– Snoop Dogg

“I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.”
– W.C. Fields

“I want to thank Google, Wikipedia, and whoever invented copy and paste. Thank you.”
– Stephanie Flores

“Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.”
– Oscar Wilde

“If you like water, you already like 72% of me.”
– Alexandra Vu

“A lot of girls didn’t like me this year, but their boyfriends did.”
– Stephany Esquivel

“Cheaters never win, but I just graduated.”
– Richard Gilot

“If somebody ever asks you to do something, do it really bad, so you never have to do it again.”
– Joanna Clark

“I don’t care what you think about me. I don’t think about you at all.”
– Coco Chanel

“True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.”
– Kurt Vonnegut

“The road to success is always under construction.”
– Lily Tomlin

“If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.”
– Milton Berle

“I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.”
– Ankit Jain

“Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.”
– George Carlin

“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.”
– Joe Girard

“A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that ‘individuality’ is the key to success.”
– Robert Orben

“If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.”
– Daniel Jones

Short and Funny Yearbook Quotes

“My computer screen is brighter than my future.”
– Katia Perez

“Just keep swimming.”
– Dory

“The ‘s’ is silent.”
– Pareekshit Ravi

“Long story short, I survived.”
– Taylor Swift

“Kid, you’ll move mountains.”
– Dr. Seuss

“Ravioli, ravioli, give me the diplomioli.”
– Maximiliano Navarro

“When are our senior quotes due?”
– Jeffrey Goodwin

“I’ve been a Ho all my life.”
– Michelle Ho

“WE ARE NOT RELATED.”
– The Nguyens

“…was released from his four-year sentence.”
– Faizon Graham

“I cheated on all my exams.”
– Roshan McGuinness

“Feeling so good. Looking so bad.”
– Rihanna

“Why fall in love when you can fall asleep.”
– Jessica Enciso

“Education is important, but big biceps are importanter.”
– Hugh Vo

“Hannah Montana said nobody’s perfect, but here I am.”
– Alexander Gouon

“I am not Amith. I am a legend.”
– Amith M.

“I don’t always graduate, but when I do, it’s barely.”
– Hannah Goldsborough

“It’s kind of fun to do the impossible.”
– Walt Disney

“I tried being reasonable, I didn’t like it.”
– Clint Eastwood

“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
– Truman Capote

Unique, Iconic and Funny Yearbook Quotes

“Shoot for the moon; if you miss you will die in outer space, which is cool.”
– Katya Zamolodchikova

“Opinions are like mixtapes: I don’t want to hear yours.”
– Spencer Howard

“Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.”
– Oscar Wilde

“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”
– Elbert Hubbard

“I am that Nigerian prince that keeps emailing you.”
– Segun Akigbogun

“I got kicked out of Hogwarts for using black magic.”
– Damenian Sparks

“Of course I dress well. I didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.”
– Ian Longley

“‘You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.’ – Wayne Gretzky”
– Michael Scott (The Office)

“I was the Beyoncé in a school full of Michelles.”
– Jose Alvarez

“My senior project was to make a clone. A+”
– Unknown Twins

“To all the teachers that never thought me a thing…”
– Julia Simsuangco

“I’m actually not funny, I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.”
– Alixandra Garcia

“I used to be a straight A student, now I’m not even straight.”
– Martin Sanchez

“Remember that true beauty comes from within — within bottles, compacts, and lipstick tubes.”
– Jeffree Star

“All my life I’ve had one dream: to achieve my many goals.”
– Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)

“Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.”
– Tina Fey

“Sam just stole my girl again. – Everyone”
– Samuel Teehee

“I did meet some of the most insufferable people, but they also met me.”
– Shane Madej

“I’m not a businessman; I’m a business, man.”
– Jay-Z

“I’m not saying I peaked in high school, but my attendance record definitely peaked somewhere around in freshman year.”
– Unknown

Hilarious Yearbook Quotes That Will Make Everyone Laugh

“It’s so hard being a single mom when you have no kids and are a male teenager.”
– Aaron

“Goodbye everyone. I’ll remember you all in therapy.”
– Plankton (SpongeBob)

“I’ve learned to say here when the teacher hesitates while taking attendance.”
– Omotola Omotinugbon

“I don’t know, you can just put some quote in for me.”
– Connor

“See kids… I told you your mom was hot back in high school.”
– Paulyn Trinh

“You’ve been watching for the last 12 hours straight, are you okay? – Netflix”
– Kira Bergman

“100 character limit for our senior quote? That seems unfair. We refuse to be constrained by these ru.”
– Aditya Tammana

“Morgan is my girlfriend. – Nobody”
– Morgan Worley

“When I die, I want the people I did group projects with to lower me into the ground so they can let me down one last time.”
– Jenna Allen

“No, Miranda, your senior quote can’t be ‘Fries before guys.’ — Dad”
– Miranda

“Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know if you’re gonna graduate.”
– Franco Citlalli

“I’m sorry, did my shoulders distract you from reading this quote?”
– Victoria DiPaolo

“I knew my girl was cheating on me when she said she was at the mall with Kristy, but Kristy was laying right next to me, smh.”
– Nicholas Ke

“Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning.”
– Connor Hart

“I’m not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
– Chandler Bing (Friends)

“Don’t follow your dreams… Follow my Twitter: @nerojordan”
– Jordan Nero

“Sometimes when I’m taking a bath I like to turn off the lights and pretend I’m in the womb.”
– Aaron Portillo

“If you ain’t talking money… I don’t want to talk.”
– Michael and Steven DiBlasi

Funny Yearbook Quotes for Seniors

“If I can graduate with over 150 absences throughout high school, you can too.”
– Natalie Turk

“The only reason I went to school all this time is to distract myself from the fact that I’ll never be Beyoncé.”
– McKenzie Ward

“All three years of high school, I had my earphones on, and no one ever knew.”
– Amena Al-shugaa

“When life shuts the door, open it back up. That’s how doors work.”
– Diana Lopez

“If you’re seeing this quote in the yearbook, I got all four math credits. Trust me, that means you can too.”
– Gabriela Willis

“Your need for acceptance can make you invisible in this world. Risk being seen in all of your glory.”
– Jim Carrey

“Thanks Mom and Dad! I couldn’t have done it without you!”
– Rayan Parikh

“You will regret not dating me in high school.”
– Brookelle Wesley

“My head may be big, and my eyes may be small, but my heart is just the right size.”
– Aian Nguyen

“Remember to always be yourself, unless you suck. Then pretend to be someone else.”
– Mitchell Wieland

“I am rather appalled at the limit of characters for this. I am certain that I cannot fit all my thoughts of these last 4 years into such few cha.”
– Karl Mangune

“Be careful who you call crazy. Some of us think it’s a compliment.”
– Marilynn Dawson

“Why, you no doctor, yet? – Dad”
– Daniel

“Once you grow up, you can’t come back!”
– Peter Pan

“Character is a course, finish it.”
– Mac Canoza

“Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.”
– Will Rogers

“Don’t wait for the perfect moment. Take the moment and make it perfect.”
– Zoey Sayward

“You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world and there’s still going to be someone who hates peaches.”
– Dita Von Teese

“Dream as if you’ll live forever. Live as if you’ll die today.”
– James Dean

“Sometimes you will never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory.”
– Dr. Seuss

“You can never be overdressed or overeducated.”
– Oscar Wilde

“I’m not great at senior quotes. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
– Alexis

“If we’ve laughed too hard, offended too many people – we’ve done it right.”
– Alexis Bass

Want more laughs this semester? Then have a look at these sarcastic quotes, this one with funny senior quotes and also this post with lots of funny friendship quotes.

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Sometimes a few words can say more than pages and pages of them and capture exactly how you’re deep down feeling.

And in today’s post I want to share sayings just like that. Ones that are heartfelt, relatable and that just hit different. Ones that will help you to gain clarity about your life, to not feel alone and to express how you feel and what you need.

This is 110 of the most powerful quotes on deep feelings.

I hope you’ll find something comforting and helpful here.

Relatable Quotes on Deep Feelings

“We try so hard to hide everything we’re really feeling from those who probably need to know our true feelings the most.”
– Colleen Hoover

“Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not; and often times we call a man cold when he is only sad.”
– Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

“The reason why we struggle with insecurity is because we compare our behind the scenes with everyone else’s highlight reel.”
– Stephen Furtick

“When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy.’ They told me I didn’t understand the assignment; and I told them they didn’t understand life.”
– John Lennon

“Sometimes, you will never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory.”
– Dr. Seuss

“If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I bet they’d live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize there are more important things than what people do all day.”
– Bill Watterson

“Don’t let the good days get to your head, and don’t let the bad days get to your heart.”
– Caroline Ghosn

“I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.”
– Maya Angelou

“People have a hard time letting go of their suffering. Out of a fear of the unknown, they prefer suffering that is familiar.”
– Thich Nhat Hanh

“When we are tired, we are attacked by ideas we conquered long ago.”
– Friedrich Nietzsche

“The more you know who you are and what you want, the less you let things upset you.”
– Stephanie Perkins

“I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone to feel like that.”
– Robin Williams

“Whatever it is you’re seeking won’t come in the form you’re expecting.”
– Haruki Murakami

“Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind, always.”
– Brad Meltzer

“The reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the past better than it was, the present worse than it is, and the future less resolved than it will be.”
– Marcel Pagnol

“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
– Oprah Winfrey

“Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.”
– Haruki Murakami

“If you aren’t good at loving yourself, you will have a difficult time loving anyone, since you’ll resent the time and energy you give another person that you aren’t even giving to yourself.”
– Barbara De Angelis

“Remember that stress doesn’t come from what’s going on in your life, it comes from your thoughts about what’s going on in your life.”
– Andrew J. Bernstein
“Sometimes people don’t want to hear the truth because they don’t want their illusions destroyed.”
– Friedrich Nietzsche

“Most people would rather be certain they’re miserable, than risk being happy.”
– Dr. Robert Anthony

“The truth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are feeling deeply uncomfortable, unhappy, or unfulfilled. For it is only in such moments, propelled by our discomfort, that we are likely to step out of our ruts and start searching for different ways or truer answers.”
– M. Scott Peck

Quotes About Deep Feelings That Hit Different

“You’ll never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have.”
– Bob Marley

“There came a time when the risk to remain tight in the bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom.”
– Anaïs Nin

“The most glorious moments in your life are not the so-called days of success, but rather those days when out of dejection and despair you feel rise in you a challenge to life, and the promise of future accomplishments.”
– Gustave Flaubert

“The deeper that sorrow carves into your being, the more joy you can contain.”
– Kahlil Gibran

“Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without and know we cannot live within.”
– James Baldwin

“Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it.”
– Rumi

“When one door of happiness closes, another opens. But often, we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us.”
– Helen Keller

“Experience is a brutal teacher, but you learn. My God, do you learn.”
– C.S. Lewis

“What’s the worst thing I’ve stolen? Probably little pieces of other people’s lives where I’ve either wasted their time or hurt them in some way. That’s the worst thing you can steal – the time of other people. You just can’t get that back.”
– Chester Bennington

“Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don’t know how to replenish its source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of witherings, of tarnishings.”
– Anaïs Nin

“You don’t love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear.”
– Oscar Wilde

“When we are no longer able to change a situation, we are challenged to change ourselves.”
– Viktor Frankl

“The wound is the place where the Light enters you.”
– Rumi

“In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer.”
– Albert Camus

“Only in the darkness can you see the stars.”
– Martin Luther King Jr.

“He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.”
– Friedrich Nietzsche

“Your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding.”
– Kahlil Gibran

“If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant.”
– Anne Bradstreet

“What makes night within us may leave stars.”
– Victor Hugo

“Normality is a paved road: It’s comfortable to walk, but no flowers grow.”
– Vincent van Gogh

Short Quotes on Deep Feelings

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
– Oscar Wilde

“The quieter you become, the more you can hear.”
– Ram Dass
“Every moment is a fresh beginning.”
– T.S. Eliot

“Happiness is not by chance, but by choice.”
– Jim Rohn

“Not all those who wander are lost.”
– J.R.R. Tolkien

“Courage is grace under pressure.”
– Ernest Hemingway

“In three words, I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life — it goes on.”
– Robert Frost

“What we think, we become.”
– Buddha

“This, too, shall pass.”
– Persian Proverb

“Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one’s courage.”
– Anaïs Nin

“No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.”
– Eleanor Roosevelt

“Sadness is but a wall between two gardens.”
– Kahlil Gibran

“The best revenge is massive success.”
– Frank Sinatra

“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”
– Oscar Wilde

“Turn your wounds into wisdom.”
– Oprah Winfrey

“Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.”
– Leonardo da Vinci

“We suffer more often in imagination than in reality.”
– Seneca

“New beginnings are often disguised as painful endings.”
– Lao Tzu

“No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.”
– Aesop

“Love is a better teacher than duty.”
– Albert Einstein

“There is more to life than increasing its speed.”
– Mahatma Gandhi

“The only journey is the journey within.”
– Rainer Maria Rilke

“Feel the fear and do it anyway.”
– Susan Jeffers

“No pressure, no diamonds.”
– Thomas Carlyle

Heartfelt and Meaningful Quotes on Deep Feelings

“Please don’t worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting. And if you’re ever distressed, cast your eyes to the summer sky, when the stars are strung across the velvety night, and when shooting star streaks through the blackness, turning night into day, make a wish. Think of me. Make your life spectacular. I know I did.”
– Robin Williams

“The best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even heard, but must be felt with the heart.”
– Helen Keller

“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.’”
– C.S. Lewis

“Love many things, for therein lies the true strength, and whosoever loves much performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well.”
– Vincent van Gogh

“There’s not a word yet for old friends who’ve just met.”
– Jim Henson

“Love is what you’ve been through with somebody.”
– James Thurber

“The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand, not the kindly smile, nor the joy of companionship; it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when you discover that someone else believes in you and is willing to trust you with a friendship.”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Loving people live in a loving world. Hostile people live in a hostile world. Same world.”
– Wayne Dyer

“It takes courage to love, but pain through love is the purifying fire which those who love generously know.”
– Eleanor Roosevelt

“Love is a friendship set to music.”
– Joseph Campbell

“Don’t brood. Get on with living and loving. You don’t have forever.”
– Leo Buscaglia

“The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and to let let it come in.”
– Morrie Schwartz

“Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances continue, a wonderful living side by side can grow, if they succeed in loving the distance between them which makes it possible for each to see the other whole against the sky.”
– Rainer Maria Rilke

“Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.”
– Buddha

“Gratitude is the healthiest of all human emotions. The more you express gratitude for what you have, the more likely you will have even more to express gratitude for.”
– Zig Ziglar

“When we are in love we seem to ourselves quite different from what we were before.”
– Blaise Pascal

“Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.”
– Anaïs Nin

“The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.”
– Gilbert K. Chesterton

“I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most people never listen.”
– Ernest Hemingway

“Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead.”
– Oscar Wilde

“To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides.”
– David Viscott

“Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit.”
– Kahlil Gibran

Powerful Quotes and Sayings About Deep Feelings

“Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.”
– Maya Angelou

“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people just exist.”
– Oscar Wilde

“The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance, the wise grows it under his feet.”
– James Oppenheim

“Many people die at twenty five and aren’t buried until they are seventy five.”
– Benjamin Franklin

“It is only when we truly know and understand that we have a limited time on earth – and that we have no way of knowing when our time is up – that we will begin to live each day to the fullest, as if it was the only one we had.”
– Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

“Our envy always lasts longer than the happiness of those we envy.”
– Heraclitus

“I don’t want to get to the end of my life and find that I lived just the length of it. I want to have lived the width of it as well.”
– Diane Ackerman

“One can choose to go back toward safety or forward toward growth. Growth must be chosen again and again; fear must be overcome again and again.”
– Abraham Maslow

“The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts. Therefore, guard accordingly, and take care that you entertain no notions unsuitable to virtue and reasonable nature.”
– Marcus Aurelius

“Yesterday, I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today, I am wise, so I am changing myself.”
– Rumi

“There are only two ways to live your life – one is as though nothing is a miracle, the other is as though everything is a miracle.”
– Albert Einstein

“Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.”
– Groucho Marx

“A ship is safe in harbor, but that’s not what ships are for.”
– John A. Shedd

“Follow your bliss and don’t be afraid, and doors will open where you didn’t know they were going to be.”
– Joseph Campbell

“Time is a created thing. To say ‘I don’t have time,’ is like saying, ‘I don’t want to.’”
– Lao Tzu

“On a deeper level you are already complete. When you realize that, there is a playful, joyous energy behind what you do.”
– Eckhart Tolle

“When you adopt the viewpoint that there is nothing that exists that is not part of you, that there is no one who exists who is not part of you, that any judgment you make is self-judgment, that any criticism you level is self-criticism, you will wisely extend to yourself an unconditional love that will be the light of the world.”
– Harry Palmer

“We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.”
– George Bernard Shaw

“Love does not dominate; it cultivates.”
– Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

“You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.”
– Tom Wilson

“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.”
– Mark Twain

“The present moment is filled with joy and happiness. If you are attentive, you will see it.”
– Thich Nhat Hanh

Want more inspiration and deep sayings? Then have a look at these deep quotes that make you think, the short love quotes here and also at this one with plenty of quotes and sayings that hit hard.

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We all have those days at work when things just feel tough.

When we need some extra encouragement to keep moving forward.

So in today’s post I want to share 125 of the most motivational, kind and encouraging quotes.

To give you a boost of motivation if you’re having a tired morning, some helpful and kind words of wisdom if you feel down after a setback or mistake and a bit of inspiration and new ways of looking at things if you’re facing a tough challenge.

I hope you’ll find something comforting, uplifting and useful here.

Encouraging and Motivational Quotes for the Workplace

“Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The sun’s rays do not burn until brought to a focus.”
– Alexander Graham Bell

“The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and then starting on the first one.”
– Mark Twain

“Let me tell you the secret that has led me to my goals: my strength lies solely in my tenacity.”
– Louis Pasteur

“Either you run the day or the day runs you.”
– Jim Rohn

“It does not matter how slowly you go, so long as you do not stop.”
– Confucius

“When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too.”
– Paulo Coelho

“Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.”
– Robert Louis Stevenson

“Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.”
– Dalai Lama

“Whether you think you can, or you think you can’t – you’re right.”
– Henry Ford

“The future depends on what you do today.”
– Mahatma Gandhi

“The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.”
– Confucius

“Start by doing what’s necessary, then what’s possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.”
– Saint Francis of Assisi

“People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.”
– Dale Carnegie

“Don’t wait. The time will never be just right.”
– Napoleon Hill

“You don’t have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step.”
– Martin Luther King, Jr.

“This is the real secret of life – to be completely engaged with what you are doing in the here and now. And instead of calling it work, realize it is play.”
– Alan Wilson Watts

“Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly.”
– Stephen R. Covey

“Try not to become a person of success, but rather try to become a person of value.”
– Albert Einstein

“It is not a daily increase, but a daily decrease. Hack away at the inessentials.”
– Bruce Lee

“I am not a product of my circumstances. I am a product of my decisions.”
– Stephen Covey

“Attitude is a choice. Happiness is a choice. Optimism is a choice. Kindness is a choice. Giving is a choice. Respect is a choice. Whatever choice you make makes you. Choose wisely.”
– Roy T. Bennett

Short and Encouraging Quotes for Work

“Hard work beats talent when talent doesn’t work hard.”
– Tim Notke

“Be so good they can’t ignore you.”
– Steve Martin

“Nothing will work unless you do.”
– Maya Angelou

“The more I want to get something done the less I call it work.”
– Richard Bach

“Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.”
– Will Rogers

“The best way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.”
– Walt Disney

“Don’t count the days, make the days count.”
– Muhammad Ali

“The best revenge is massive success.”
– Frank Sinatra

“Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.”
– Suzy Kassem

“Build your own dreams or someone else will hire you to build theirs.”
– Farrah Gray

“What you do today can improve all your tomorrows.”
– Ralph Marston

“The most effective way to do it is to do it.”
– Amelia Earhart

“Talent wins games, but teamwork wins championships.”
– Michael Jordan

“Impossible is just an opinion.”
– Paulo Coelho

“Someone’s sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago.”
– Warren Buffett

“It’s hard to beat a person who never gives up.”
– Babe Ruth

“Light tomorrow with today.”
– Elizabeth Barrett Browning

“It is never too late to be what you might have been.”
– George Eliot

“Don’t watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.”
– Sam Levenson

“Excellence is not a skill. It’s an attitude.”
– Ralph Marston

Funny and Encouraging Quotes for Those Boring Days at Work

“An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field.”
– Niels Bohr

“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”
– Betty Reese

“It takes less time to do a thing right than it does to explain why you did it wrong.”
– Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

“All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.”
– Mark Twain

“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.”
– Bill Gates

“No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early.”
– Groucho Marx

“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.”
– Zig Ziglar

“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime is doubly so.”
– Douglas Adams

“Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.”
– Leslie Nielsen

“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.”
– Oscar Wilde

“I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.”
– Jerome K. Jerome

“The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.”
– Sarah Brown

“If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.”
– Claude McDonald

“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?”
– Edgar Bergen

“The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.”
– Robert Frost

“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.”
– Douglas Adams

“The reward for good work is more work.”
– Francesca Elisia

“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”
– Charles Lamb

“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.”
– Robert Frost

“There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.”
– Henry Kissinger

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.”
– Drew Carey

Kind and Encouraging Quotes for Setbacks in the Workplace

“Never confuse a single defeat with a final defeat.”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald

“As I look back on my life, I realize that every time I thought I was being rejected from something good, I was actually being redirected to something better.”
– Steve Maraboli

“I’ve learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow.”
– Maya Angelou

“What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Tough times never last, but tough people do.”
– Robert H. Schuller

“Courage doesn’t always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, ‘I will try again tomorrow.’”
– Mary Anne Radmacher

“Fall seven times, stand up eight.”
– Chinese Proverb

“In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer.”
– Albert Camus

“Although no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.”
– Carl Bard

“If one dream should fall and break into a thousand pieces, never be afraid to pick one of those pieces up and begin again.”
– Flavia Weedn

“When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us.”
– Helen Keller

“Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better.”
– Samuel Beckett

“Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, that is strength.”
– Arnold Schwarzenegger

“A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles.”
– Christopher Reeve

“Remember that failure is an event, not a person.”
– Zig Ziglar

“At any given moment you have the power to say: This is not how the story is going to end.”
– Christine Mason Miller

“Do not be embarrassed by your failures, learn from them and start again.”
– Richard Branson

“Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.”
– Henry Ford

“The best way out is always through.”
– Robert Frost

“The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work.”
– Harry Golden

“Life is not easy for any of us. But what of that? We must have perseverance and, above all, confidence in ourselves. We must believe that we are gifted for something, and that this thing, at whatever cost, must be attained.”
– Marie Curie

“You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.”
– C.S. Lewis

Positive and Uplifting Words of Encouragement for Work

“A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent in doing nothing.”
– George Bernard Shaw

“Anyone can hide. Facing up to things, working through them, that’s what makes you strong.”
– Sarah Dessen

“The only time you run out of chances is when you stop taking them.”
– Alexander Pope

“Try to be a rainbow in someone else’s cloud.”
– Maya Angelou

“No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.”
– Aesop

“With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.”
– Eleanor Roosevelt

“I love the man that can smile in trouble, that can gather strength from distress, and grow brave by reflection.”
– Thomas Paine

“You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face.”
– Eleanor Roosevelt

“Every great dream begins with a dreamer. Always remember, you have within you the strength, the patience, and the passion to reach for the stars to change the world.”
– Harriet Tubman

“Everything you want is on the other side of fear.”
– Jack Canfield

“When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive – to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love.”
– Marcus Aurelius

“Happiness is not something ready-made. It comes from your own actions.”
– Dalai Lama

“You’ll always miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.”
– Wayne Gretzky

“Your attitude, not your aptitude, will determine your altitude.”
– Zig Ziglar

“The expert at anything was once a beginner.”
– Helen Hayes

“Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you.”
– Michelle Obama

“It doesn’t matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.”
– Oprah Winfrey

“Hardships often prepare ordinary people for an extraordinary destiny.”
– C.S. Lewis

“When the wrong people leave your life, the right things start happening.”
– Zig Ziglar

“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.”
– Mark Twain

Encouraging Quotes on Success and Hard Work

“Success isn’t always about greatness. It’s about consistency. Consistent hard work leads to success. Greatness will come.”
– Dwayne Johnson

“Work hard in silence, let success be your noise.”
– Frank Ocean

“The fruit of your own hard work is the sweetest.”
– Deepika Padukone

“Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out.”
– Robert Collier

“The price of success is hard work, dedication to the job at hand, and the determination that whether we win or lose, we have applied the best of ourselves to the task at hand.”
– Vince Lombardi

“There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure.”
– Colin Powell

“I strongly believe if you work hard, whatever you want, it will come to you.”
– Beyoncé Knowles-Carter

“Keep your dreams alive. Understand to achieve anything requires faith and belief in yourself, vision, hard work, determination, and dedication. Remember all things are possible for those who believe.”
– Gail Devers

“Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do.”
– Pele

“The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.”
– Vidal Sassoon

“Great things come from hard work and perseverance. No excuses.”
– Kobe Bryant

“There will be obstacles. There will be doubters. There will be mistakes. But with hard work, there are no limits.”
– Michael Phelps

“Self-belief and hard work will always earn you success.”
– Virat Kohli

“If you really want something, and really work hard, and take advantage of opportunities, and never give up, you will find a way.”
– Jane Goodall

“Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get.”
– Ray Kroc

“I’m a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.”
– Thomas Jefferson

“There is no magic to achievement. It’s really about hard work, choices, and persistence.”
– Michelle Obama

“Work hard, have fun, make history.”
– Jeff Bezos

“The only way to do great work is to love what you do.”
– Steve Jobs

“Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work.”
– Stephen King

“Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.”
– Winston Churchill

Want more inspiration and motivation for your work life? Then have a look at these short work quotes, the hard work quotes in this post and also this one with hilarious work quotes for stress relief.

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There’s something magical about snow.

It makes the world a more quiet, beautiful and cozy place to live in.

And it makes any kid – and the child that lives inside us grownups too – joyous and delighted about the possibilities for snowball fights, snow castles and going skiing.

So in today’s post, as I look out at the wonderful winter landscape outside my window, I want to share 90 of the most beautiful, funny and inspirational snow quotes.

Use them for your Instagram posts, your letter board, group chats or texts or simply to make your own winter day a happier place to be.

Beautiful and Inspirational Snow Quotes

“Snow was falling, so much like stars filling the dark trees that one could easily imagine its reason for being was nothing more than prettiness.”
– Mary Oliver

“Thank goodness for the first snow, it was a reminder – no matter how old you became and how much you’d seen, things could still be new if you were willing to believe they still mattered.”
– Candace Bushnell

“To appreciate the beauty of a snowflake, it is necessary to stand out in the cold.”
– Aristotle

“Snowfall rouses your inner child to dream and play once more.”
– Angie Weiland-Crosby

“In the depth of winter, I finally learned that there was in me an invincible summer.”
– Albert Camus

“The first fall of snow is not only an event, it is a magical event. You go to bed in one kind of a world and wake up in another quite different.”
– J.B. Priestley

“There’s just something beautiful about walking on snow that nobody else has walked on. It makes you believe you’re special.”
– Carol Rifka Brunt

“Snowflakes are one of nature’s most fragile things, but just look what they can do when they stick together.”
– Vesta M. Kelly

“I wonder if the snow loves the trees and fields, that it kisses them so gently? And then it covers them up snug, you know, with a white quilt; and perhaps it says, ‘Go to sleep, darlings, till the summer comes again.’”
– Lewis Carroll

“Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home.”
– Edith Sitwell

“No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn.”
– Hal Borland

“Even the strongest blizzards start with a single snowflake.”
– Sara Raasch

“If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant: if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome.”
– Anne Bradstreet

“Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart.”
– Victor Hugo

“He who marvels at the beauty of the world in summer will find equal cause for wonder and admiration in winter.”
– John Burroughs

“Let us love winter, for it is the spring of genius.”
– Pietro Aretino

“Nature is full of genius, full of divinity; so that not a snowflake escapes its fashioning hand.”
– Henry David Thoreau

“If winter comes, can spring be far behind?”
– Percy Bysshe Shelley

“How many lessons of faith and beauty we should lose, if there were no winter in our year!”
– Thomas Wentworth Higginson

“The snow falls soft and unfathomable, drawing the world down to a whitened hush, forcing us (as few things do) to pause long enough to take stock of everything that we miss in our crazed pursuit to gain everything that we can.”
– Craig D. Lounsbrough

“Sometimes our fate resembles a fruit tree in winter. Who would think that those branches would turn green again and blossom, but we hope it, we know it.”
– Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

“What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness.”
– John Steinbeck

“Winter forms our character and brings out our best.”
– Tom Allen

“It was the kind of snow that brought children running out their doors, made them turn their faces skyward, and spin in circles with their arms outstretched.”
– Eowyn Ivey

Short Snow Quotes for Your Instagram and Letter Board

“When snow falls, nature listens.”
– Antoinette van Kleeff

“The snow is sparkling like a million little suns.”
– Lama Willa Miller

“The first snow is like the first love. Do you remember your first snow?”
– Lara Biyuts

“Like snowflakes, the human pattern is never cast twice.”
– Alice Childress

“Be like snow – cold but beautiful.”
– Lana Del Rey

“The very fact of snow is such an amazement.”
– Roger Ebert

“Snow provokes responses that reach right back to childhood.”
– Andy Goldsworthy

“The snow fell as softly as a poet’s tears.”
– Kevin Ansbro

“Winter is not a season, it’s a celebration.”
– Anamika Mishra

“Nothing burns like the cold.”
– George R.R. Martin

“Snow is the truth only when it’s snowing.”
– Marty Rubin

“With luck, it might even snow for us.”
– Haruki Murakami

“Winter is a poem written in snow.”
– Katherine May

“Winter passes and one remembers one’s perseverance.”
– Yoko Ono

“We build statues out of snow, and weep to see them melt.”
– Walter Scott

“Winter strengthens what summer cannot conquer.”
– Saul Bellow

“You can’t get too much winter in the winter.”
– Robert Frost

“Winter teaches patience.”
– Anita Krizzan

“Wisdom comes with winters.”
– Oscar Wilde

“Winter is the king of showmen.”
– Ogden Nash

“To keep a warm heart in winter is the real victory.”
– Marty Rubin

“In winter, I plot and plan. In spring, I move.”
– Henry Rollins

Funny Snow Quotes That Will Make You Laugh

“A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.”
– Carl Reiner

“Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.”
– Bill Watterson

“A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.”
– Markus Zusak

“The snow doesn’t give a soft white damn whom it touches.”
– E.E. Cummings

“If snow melts down to water, does it still remember being snow?”
– Jennifer McMahon

“When it snows, you have two choices: shovel or make snow angels.”
– Rose Bergman

“The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter.”
– Dave Barry

“Winter is nature’s way of saying, ‘Up and at ’em!’”
– Robert Byrne

“I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.”
– Bill Watterson

“My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.”
– Sarah Kelly

“I have a love/hate relationship with winter. I love it when I’m inside looking out, and hate it when I’m outside looking in.”
– Steve Martin

“Winter is not a season, it’s an occupation.”
– Sinclair Lewis

“Summer bodies are made in the winter.”
– Krissy Turner

“People don’t notice whether it’s winter or summer when they’re happy.”
– Anton Chekhov

“I was just thinking, if it really is religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheist in the wintertime.”
– Will Rogers

“Winter is nature’s way of saying, ‘Get inside!’”
– Bill Watterson

“A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn’t mean in winter.”
– Patricia Briggs

“People ask me what I do in winter when there’s no baseball. I’ll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.”
– Rogers Hornsby

“Winter is the season when we try to keep the house as hot as it was when we complained about the heat last summer.”
– Kin Hubbard

“Winter is like a house guest who stays too long.”
– Mae West

“The best thing about a winter storm is knowing you don’t have to go anywhere.”
– Garrison Keillor

“Winter: My new excuse for everything.”
– Elise Green

Cute, Aesthetic and Deep Snow Quotes

“I know a little more how much a simple thing like a snowfall can mean to a person.”
– Sylvia Plath

“Kindness is like snow – it beautifies everything it covers.”
– Kahlil Gibran

“A snow day literally and figuratively falls from the sky, unbidden, and seems like a thing of wonder.”
– Susan Orlean

“It snowed all week. Wheels and footsteps moved soundlessly on the street, as if the business of living continued secretly behind a pale but impenetrable curtain.”
– Truman Capote

“Silently, like thoughts that come and go, the snowflakes fall, each one a gem.”
– William Hamilton Gibson

“Snow is what it does. It falls and it stays and it goes.”
– Frederick Seidel

“Snow falling soundlessly in the middle of the night will always fill my heart with sweet clarity.”
– Novala Takemoto

“Snow flurries began to fall and they swirled around people’s legs like house cats. It was magical, this snow globe world.”
– Sarah Addison Allen

“The sky, tired of light, has given everything to the snow.”
– Robert Walser

“With every falling flake, a unique spark of interest falls from heaven.”
– Percy Miller

“In the winter she curls up around a good book and dreams away the cold.”
– Ben Aaronovitch

“Snowflakes are pretty patterns etched in water’s dreams.”
– Anthony T. Hincks

“It is the life of the crystal, the architect of the flake, the fire of the frost, the soul of the sunbeam. This crisp winter air is full of it.”
– John Burroughs

“Summer friends will melt away like summer snows, but winter friends are friends forever.”
– George R.R. Martin

“The snow did not even whisper its way to earth, but seemed to salt the night with silence.”
– Dean Koontz

“I am staring at the view out of the window, which is like a giant snow globe. Someone has shaken my world and I’m watching as it rearranges itself.”
– Mae Leveson

“Some people spend their entire lives seeing the snow without ever seeing the magic in the existence of one snowflake.”
– Emily Littlejohn

“I love the silent, snowy world of winter mornings.”
– Ursula Dubosarsky

“That’s what winter is: an exercise in remembering how to still yourself then how to come pliantly back to life again.”
– Ali Smith

“Winter, which, being full of care, makes summer’s welcome thrice more wish’d, more rare.”
– William Shakespeare

“I prefer winter and fall, when you feel the bone structure of the landscape. Something waits beneath it; the whole story doesn’t show.”
– Andrew Wyeth

“Winter is a time to slow. To grab hold of that wheel that spins your days too quickly and give it a firm tug. To let your thoughts catch up with your body.”
– Kelsi Turner

Want more inspiration for this season? Then have a look at these inspirational winter quotes, the short February quotes here and also this post that’s filled with short winter quotes.

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