April is here with wonderful spring weather, flowers starting to bloom and maybe a setback or two in the form of snow and icy cold winds that we thought we would be past by now.

And to help you make this a happy and fun month I’d like to share 90 of the most positive, witty and funny April quotes.

Ones that’ll lighten your mood, make you and your loved ones or co-workers laugh on stressful days and make this a wonderful spring.

Hilarious Welcome April Quotes for a Happy Start to Your Month

“Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see, the world hath more fools in it than ever.”
– Charles Lamb

“Spring is when you feel like whistling, even with a shoe full of slush.”
– Doug Larson

“April comes like an idiot, babbling and strewing flowers.”
– Edna St. Vincent Millay

“Snow in April is abominable, like a slap in the face when you expected a kiss.”
– L.M. Montgomery

“April prepares her green traffic light, and the world thinks, ‘Go!’”
– Christopher Morley

“Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’”
– Robin Williams

“It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.”
– George Orwell

“In the spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.”
– Mark Twain

“Although I was born in April, I’m quite certain I was not fully awake until October.”
– Peggy Toney Horton

“But it is a sort of April-weather life that we lead in this world. A little sunshine is generally the prelude to a storm.”
– William Cowper

“Oh, the lovely fickleness of an April day!”
– William Hamilton Gibson

“It’s the hottest April in living and dead memory. So hot that the crows are flying with their tongues hanging out of their heads.”
– Jess Kidd

“The first day of spring is one thing, and the first spring day is another. The difference between them is sometimes as great as a month.”
– Henry Van Dyke

“Poor, dear, silly Spring, preparing her annual surprise!”
– Wallace Stevens

“A little madness in the spring is wholesome even for the King.”
– Emily Dickinson

“It’s spring fever. That is what the name of it is. And when you’ve got it, you want – oh, you don’t quite know what it is you do want, but it just fairly makes your heart ache, you want it so!”
– Mark Twain

Short and Funny April Quotes That Will Make You Smile

“The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.”
– Mark Twain

“Today has been a day dropped out of June into April.”
– L.M. Montgomery

“April is the month where my allergies remind me that nature has a sense of humor – and I’m the recurring punchline.”
– Unknown

“Spring being a tough act to follow, God created June.”
– Al Bernstein

“Despite the forecast, live like it’s spring.”
– Lilly Pulitzer

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
– Steve Martin

“Spring is when life’s alive in everything.”
– Christina Rossetti

“If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant.”
– Anne Bradstreet

“An optimist is the human personification of spring.”
– Susan J. Bissonette

“April, April, laugh thy girlish laughter; then, the moment after, weep thy girlish tears!”
– William Watson

“In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt.”
– Margaret Atwood

“Sweet April showers do bring May flowers.”
– Thomas Tusser

“Gardening requires lots of water – most of it in the form of perspiration.”
– Louise Erickson

“The deep roots never doubt spring will come.”
– Marty Rubin

“Nothing ever seems impossible in spring, you know.”
– L.M. Montgomery

“April is the kindest month. April gets you out of your head and out working in the garden.”
– Marty Rubin

“April hath put a spirit of youth in everything.”
– William Shakespeare

“Spring cleaning sounds great until you realize you’d have to actually clean for an hour or three.”
– Jim Harper

Funny Hello April Quotes for Work

“April showers bring those lovely May flowers, but they also bring that one coworker who won’t stop babbling about their garden.”
– Sandra Shea

“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime is doubly so.”
– Douglas Adams

“Isn’t it amazing how much stuff we get done the day before vacation?”
– Zig Ziglar

“Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.”
– Don Herold

“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?”
– Edgar Bergen

“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.”
– George Carlin

“If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.’”
– Dave Barry

“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.”
– Douglas Adams

“I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.”
– Jerome K. Jerome

“The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.”
– Robert Frost

“If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.”
– Claude McDonald

“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily.”
– Zig Ziglar

“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.”
– Joe Girard

“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”
– Charles Lamb

“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.”
– Robert Frost

“There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.”
– Henry Kissinger

“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.”
– Lily Tomlin

“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.”
– Bill Gates

“Spring is the time of plans turning into procrastination in the break room.”
– Unknown

Funny and Lovely April Quotes for Your Letter Board and Instagram

“Science has never drummed up quite as effective a tranquilizing agent as a sunny spring day.”
– W. Earl Hall

“Spring won’t let me stay in this house any longer! I must get out and breathe the air deeply again.”
– Gustav Mahler

“Baseball begins in the spring, the season of new life. Football begins in the fall, when everything’s dying.”
– George Carlin

“Spring is the only revolutionary whose revolution has succeeded.”
– Marianne van Hirtum

“Spring adds new life and new beauty to all that is.”
– Jessica Harrelson

“Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world.”
– Virgil A. Kraft

“Spring unlocks the flowers to paint the laughing soil.”
– Bishop Reginald Heber

“April is the sweetest month of the year, the mellow season of rebirth and renewal.”
– Mary Sojourner

“April is a promise that May is bound to keep.”
– Hal Borland

“Springtime is the land awakening. The March winds are the morning yawn.”
– Lewis Grizzard

“You gotta bloom where you’re planted.”
– Dolly Parton

“Blossom by blossom the spring begins.”
– Algernon Charles Swinburne

“The first blooms of spring always make my heart sing.”
– S. Brown

“If April showers should come your way, they bring the flowers that bloom in May.”
– Buddy DeSylva

“April is a reminder that life is a beautiful, ever-renewing cycle.”
– E.E. Cummings

“Winter’s done, and April’s in the skies. Earth, look up with laughter in your eyes!”
– Charles G.D. Roberts

“People ask me what I do in winter when there’s no baseball. I’ll tell you what I do: I stare out the window and wait for spring.”
– Rogers Hornsby

“Spring’s greatest joy beyond a doubt is when it brings the children out.”
– Edgar Guest

Witty and Funny April Fool’s Day Quotes

“A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.”
– Douglas Adams

“Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.”
– Mark Twain

“Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice, strike three.”
– Michael Scott

“The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you are the easiest person to fool.”
– Richard Feynman

“You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.”
– Abraham Lincoln

“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare

“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston Churchill

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.”
– Albert Einstein

“I have great faith in fools – self-confidence, my friends call it.”
– Edgar Allan Poe

“The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.”
– Will Rogers

“Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.”
– Plato

“The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.”
– William Shakespeare

“Some people can’t be fooled on April Fool’s Day because they were fooled too many times during their entire lifetime.”
– Akash B Chandran

“There are two ways to be fooled. One is to believe what isn’t true; the other is to refuse to believe what is true.”
– Soren Kierkegaard

“I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it.”
– Jack Handey

“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”
– Elbert Hubbard

“The man who says his wife can’t take a joke, forgets that she took him.”
– Oscar Wilde

“Humanity is a parade of fools, and I am at the front of it, twirling a baton.”
– Dean Koontz

“I’ve had great success being a total idiot.”
– Jerry Lewis

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It’s been a long and cold winter, but March is finally here.

With the promise of brighter days and fresh starts.

It’s a month with one foot in the cold and often unmotivated winter and the other in the warmth, optimism and hope of spring.

So in today’s post I’d like to share 101 of the most positive, inspirational and funny short March quotes.

I hope you’ll find something here to make this month and your spring a happy, fun and successful one.

Short and Positive March Quotes for a Happy Month

“Flowers and colours everywhere, I am so glad that March is here.”
– Anamika Mishra

“March is a tomboy with tousled hair, a mischievous smile, mud on her shoes, and a laugh in her voice.”
– Hal Borland

“Nothing ever seems impossible in spring, you know.”
– L.M. Montgomery

“I love March as it gives me hope that new beginnings are always beautiful.”
– Anamika Mishra

“March came in that winter like the meekest and mildest of lambs, bringing days that were crisp and golden and tingling.”
– L.M. Montgomery

“By March, the worst of winter is over. And so hope springs once more and calls on us to make real the dreams of winter.”
– Unknown

“The earth laughs in flowers.”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson

“March brings breezes loud and shrill, stirs the dancing daffodil.”
– Sara Coleridge

“Where flowers bloom so does hope.”
– Lady Bird Johnson

“This is the perfume of March: rain, loam, feathers, mint.”
– Lisa Kleypas

“A flower blossoms for its own joy.”
– Oscar Wilde

“You are reborn with the roses, in every spring.”
– Juan Ramón Jiménez

“Happiness? The color of it must be spring green.”
– Frances Mayes

“Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world.”
– Virgil A. Kraft

“The world’s favorite season is spring because now all things seem possible.”
– Unknown

“There are always flowers for those who want to see them.”
– Henri Matisse

“Flowers always make people better, happier, and more hopeful.”
– Luther Burbank

“When one flower blooms, spring awakens everywhere.”
– John O’Donohue

“Blossom by blossom the spring begins.”
– Algernon Charles Swinburne

“To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow.”
– Audrey Hepburn

“Spring adds new life and new beauty to all that is.”
– Jessica Harrelson

“The deep roots never doubt spring will come.”
– Marty Rubin

“No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn.”
– Hal Borland

Short and Motivational March Quotes for Work and School

“In winter, I plot and plan. In spring, I move.”
– Henry Rollins

“Only those with tenacity can march forward in March.”
– Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

“Do the right things rather than the urgent things in March and you’re off to a great start to your spring.”
– Unknown

“Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm.”
– John Muir

“March, when days are getting long, let thy growing hours be strong to set right some wintry wrong.”
– Caroline May

“Adopt the pace of nature: her secret is patience.”
– Lao Tzu

“Spring is the time of plans and projects.”
– Leo Tolstoy

“You gotta bloom where you’re planted.”
– Dolly Parton

“The spring wakes us, nurtures us, and revitalizes us.”
– Gary Zukav

“From the end spring new beginnings.”
– Pliny The Elder

“The magic in new beginnings is truly the most powerful of them all.”
– Josiyah Martin

“The warmth and sunshine of the finest March days awakens a new hope and source of energy in many of us.”
– Jim Harper

“It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the spring who reaps a harvest in the autumn.”
– B. C. Forbes

“Garden as though you will live forever.”
– William Kent

“Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished.”
– Lao Tzu

“Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine.”
– Anthony J. D’Angelo

“Never cut a tree down in the wintertime. Never make a negative decision in the low time. Wait. Be patient. The storm will pass. The spring will come.”
– Robert H. Schuller

Funny Short March Quotes for a Less Stressful Spring

“In the spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.”
– Mark Twain

“I try not to limit my madness to March.”
– Maxine

“Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.”
– Doug Larson

“March is the month God created to show people who don’t drink what a hangover is like.”
– Garrison Keillor

“Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’”
– Robin Williams

“Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes. The wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year.”
– Ogden Nash

“March 4th, the only day that’s also a sentence.”
– John Green

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
– Steve Martin

“Gardening requires lots of water – most of it in the form of perspiration.”
– Louise Erickson

“The early bird gets the worm but the late bird doesn’t even get the late worm.”
– Charles M. Schulz

“Despite the forecast, live like it’s Spring.”
– Lilly Pulitzer

“People ask me what I do in winter when there’s no baseball. I’ll tell you what I do: I stare out the window and wait for spring.”
– Rogers Hornsby

“Spring being a tough act to follow, God created June.”
– Al Bernstein

“Everybody wants to save the earth; no one wants to help mom do the dishes.”
– P.J. O’Rourke (on Earth Day)

“Spring is the only revolutionary whose revolution has succeeded.”
– Marianne van Hirtum

“The first day of spring is one thing, and the first spring day is another. The difference between them is sometimes as great as a month.”
– Henry Van Dyke

“Poor, dear, silly Spring, preparing her annual surprise!”
– Wallace Stevens

“A little madness in the spring is wholesome even for the King.”
– Emily Dickinson

“Baseball begins in the spring, the season of new life. Football begins in the fall, when everything’s dying.”
– George Carlin

“Yes, I deserve a spring – I owe nobody nothing.”
– Virginia Woolf

Short Hello March Quotes for Your Letter Board

“Springtime is the land awakening. The March winds are the morning yawn.”
– Lewis Grizzard

“Our life is March weather, savage and serene in one hour.”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson

“If winter comes, can spring be far behind?”
– Percy Bysshe Shelley

“March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb.”
– English Proverb

“March is the month of expectation.”
– Emily Dickinson

“March bustles in on windy feet and sweeps my doorstep and my street.”
– Susan Reiner

“It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and the wind blows cold: when it is summer in the light, and winter in the shade.”
– Charles Dickens

“In March winter is holding back and spring is pulling forward. Something holds and something pulls inside of us too.”
– Jean Hersey

“A light exists in spring, not present in the year at any other period when March is scarcely here.”
– Emily Dickinson

“If you’ve never been thrilled to the very edges of your soul by a flower in spring bloom, maybe your soul has never been in bloom.”
– Audra Foveo

“Daffodils, that come before the swallow dares, and take the winds of March with beauty.”
– William Shakespeare

“To welcome her the spring breath’s forth Elysian sweets; March strews the Earth with violets and posies.”
– Edmund Waller

“In March the soft rains continued, and each storm waited courteously until its predecessor sunk beneath the ground.”
– John Steinbeck

“One swallow does not make a summer, but one skein of geese, cleaving the murk of March thaw, is the spring.”
– Aldo Leopold

“March winds and April showers bring forth May flowers.”
– English Proverb

“Every cold and dark phase ends and hence begins a beautiful phase of warmth and vibrance. Just notice March.”
– Anamika Mishra

“March: Its motto, courage and strength in times of danger.”
– William Morris

“A windy March is lucky. Every pint of March dust brings a peck of September corn, and a pound of October cotton.”
– Julia Peterkin

“A cloud comes over the sunlit arch, a wind comes off a frozen peak, and you’re two months back in the middle of March.”
– Robert Frost

“How terrible a time is the beginning of March. You have to take spring on blind faith.”
– Beatriz Williams

“The stormy March has come at last, with winds and clouds and changing skies.”
– William C. Bryant

Short and Inspirational Welcome March Quotes for Your Instagram

“Spring will come, and so will happiness. Hold on. Life will get warmer.”
– Anita Krizzan

“You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep spring from coming.”
– Pablo Neruda

“No matter what your March day may bring, live like it’s spring.”
– Unknown

“Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart.”
– Victor Hugo

“I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather that God has to offer.”
– Dodie Smith

“Just living is not enough – one must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower.”
– Hans Christian Andersen

“The beautiful spring came, and when nature resumes her loveliness, the human soul is apt to revive also.”
– Harriet Ann Jacobs

“I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older.”
– Virginia Woolf

“With the coming of spring, I am calm again.”
– Gustav Mahler

“When spring came, even the false spring, there were no problems except where to be happiest.”
– Ernest Hemingway

“Spring won’t let me stay in this house any longer! I must get out and breathe the air deeply again.”
– Gustav Mahler

“That is one good thing about this world – there are always sure to be more springs.”
– L.M. Montgomery

“If people did not love one another, I really don’t see what use there would be in having any spring.”
– Victor Hugo

“If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant.”
– Anne Bradstreet

“Spring is when life’s alive in everything.”
– Christina Rossetti

“Always it’s spring and everyone’s in love and flowers pick themselves.”
– E.E. Cummings

“In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt.”
– Margaret Atwood

“The promise of spring’s arrival is enough to get anyone through the bitter winter.”
– Jen Selinsky

“It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart.”
– Rainer Maria Rilke

“You’re only here for a short visit. Don’t hurry. Don’t worry. And be sure to smell the flowers along the way.”
– Walter C. Hagen

Want more inspiration and positive energy for your month and spring? Then check out these inspirational spring quotes, the funny spring quotes and sayings here and also this one with uplifting and positive March quotes.

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